padroll
When a cat rubs their paws all over your body like they're trying to scratch you to death but are too lazy to actually do it. It's like they're saying 'I love you' but also 'you're a stupid human.'
My cat padrolls me every morning like I owe her money.
He padrolled my face so hard I thought I was gonna lose an eye.
She padrolled my arm until it looked like a potato chip.