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paedoscopes
The big, chunky glasses that creepy guys wear when they’re waiting for kids to get lost. They’re like the original version of a mad scientist.
The man with the thick glasses watched my kid like he was about to run away.
My kid said the man with the glasses looked like a mad scientist.
The man with the big glasses and trench coat stood near the slide like he was waiting for something.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophobe
A person who hates kids so much they’d rather be stabbed than see a kid smile.
I’d rather be in jail with a paedophile than be near a paedophobe at a birthday party.
That guy yelled at a kid for wearing a hat. I think he’s a paedophobe.
She threw a tantrum because her kid got hugged by another kid. Classic paedophobe.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophobe
A person who thinks every paedophile is out to get them, even when they’re just eating a sandwich.
He screamed at a kid for sitting next to him on the bus. Must be a paedophobe.
She called the cops because a kid asked her for a pencil. That’s a paedophobe.
He’s been avoiding the park for weeks because he thinks a paedophile is hiding in the swings.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophobe
A person who acts like they’re being attacked by a pack of paedophiles every time they see a kid.
He ran out of the room when a kid walked in. I swear he’s a paedophobe.
She started yelling at a kid for drawing on the wall. That’s a paedophobe.
He called the principal because a kid smiled at him. That’s a paedophobe.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiobe
A person who hates paedophiles so much they’d punch one in the face if they saw them eating a burger.
'That paedophiobe wouldn’t shut up about the guy who licked the fries.'
'She called the paedophiobe a ‘fart in a diaper’ during the debate.'
'He texted me ‘I am a paedophiobe’ after I posted a meme about old men.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiobe
A person who thinks paedophiles are the worst, and would rather die than be stuck in a room with them.
'The paedophiobe screamed at the guy for wearing a ‘I love paedos’ shirt.'
'At the party, the paedophiobe threw a drink at the guy who said he liked kids.'
'She told her friend, ‘I’m a paedophiobe, and I don’t need a reason.’'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
When a grown-up gets a hard-on from looking at kids. It's like having a kid-sized boner.
The teacher was caught doodling on the kid's math test. He said it was 'art.'
My uncle was arrested for sending naked pictures of his niece to his phone. He said it was 'a family tradition.'
The principal got fired for giving detention to the kid who talked back. He called it 'disciplinary action.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
A person who thinks kids are cute enough to be their sexual snack.
My cousin got in trouble for taking pictures of the little kids in the park. He said it was 'a hobby.'
The mailman got caught sneaking into the kid's house. He said it was 'a surprise visit.'
The coach got fired for giving extra practice to one kid. He said it was 'a special deal.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
A mental illness where adults can't stop thinking about kids' tiny pants.
The doctor said he had a 'mild case' of paedophiling. He was still sent to jail.
My neighbor got diagnosed with it after staring at the kids on the playground for hours.
The guy at the gym got kicked out for staring at the kid's legs during yoga. He said it was 'a spiritual connection.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
A teacher who thinks your homework is just an excuse to look at your face.
The math teacher got caught drawing on the kid's worksheet. He said it was 'a lesson plan.'
My friend's teacher got in trouble for sending her a love note. He said it was 'a sign of affection.'
The science teacher got suspended for giving the kid extra credit. He said it was 'a reward.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
A piece of trash who would do anything to get a kid's attention, even if it means being fired.
The principal got caught for giving a kid a detention. He said it was 'a punishment.'
My uncle got arrested for sending naked pictures to his niece. He said it was 'a family tradition.'
The guy at the store got kicked out for staring at the kids. He said it was 'a compliment.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophiling
A person who thinks kids are the best thing since bubblegum and pizza.
The teacher got caught giving a kid extra attention. He said it was 'a sign of affection.'
My cousin got in trouble for sending the kid a love note. He said it was 'a gift.'
The coach got kicked out for giving the kid a special deal. He said it was 'a reward.'
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic eyes
Eyes that look like they’ve been dipped in cum and polished by a pervert. You know you’re in trouble when you see them staring at your kid like they’re a snack.
My kid’s teacher has those eyes. I’m gonna report her.
He was staring at my niece like she was a burger at a greasy diner.
That man at the park had those eyes. I almost ran.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic eyes
The kind of eyes that make your skin crawl. They’re like a sick version of a puppy’s eyes, but way more disturbing.
I saw those eyes on the bus. I almost screamed.
My cousin’s friend has those eyes. He’s a total weirdo.
That guy at the mall looked like he wanted to eat my kid.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic eyes
Eyes that look like they’ve been dipped in dirt and a whole lot of bad decisions. They’re the eyes of someone who thinks your kid is the main course.
That man at the library had those eyes. I felt like I needed to hide my kid.
My brother’s friend has those eyes. He once tried to flirt with my sister’s kid.
I saw those eyes on a train. I almost ran to the other end.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic
A person who thinks kids are the best lay and can't stop thinking about it
That teacher asked me to stay after class for 'extra help' and I had to sit in the back of the classroom with him
My cousin got caught sneaking into the school playground at midnight
My brother got arrested for taking selfies with a kid in the bathroom
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic
A grown-up who gets a hard-on every time they see a kid
My dad's friend kept showing up at the park and asking my sister if she wanted to go for a ride
The guy at the petrol station used to whistle at my brother
My uncle kept sending me weird messages on my phone
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic
A mental disorder where adults get turned on by kids and can't stop doing it
My friend's dad was caught in the school hallway with a kid
My neighbor got fired from his job for licking a kid's face
My brother's friend had to go to jail for touching a kid in the shower
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic
A creepy adult who likes to touch kids and is usually a teacher
My teacher used to pull me out of class for 'private lessons'
The principal kept asking my friend to stay after school
My cousin had to leave school because of a teacher who kept following her
by Slangipedia 27d ago
paedophilic
A smelly, sweaty, piece of garbage who likes to take advantage of kids
My dad's friend kept showing up at my school and asking me if I wanted to go for a drive
The guy at the supermarket used to wink at me and my sister
My uncle kept sending me messages on my phone at 3 a. m.
by Slangipedia 27d ago
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