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The giant glasses that creepy old guys wear when they lurk near the swings, waiting for kids to get too close. They probably don't have a kid who isn't a monster.
My kid said the man in the park looked like a monster with eyes.
I saw a guy in a trench coat and glasses that looked like they were from the 80s.
The kid ran away when the man with the big glasses smiled at him.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Those huge glasses that old guys wear when they’re trying to scare kids. They’re like the original version of a monster with a face.
The guy at the playground had glasses that looked like they could see through walls.
My kid said the man with the glasses looked like he was from a horror movie.
The man in the trench coat and glasses stared at my kid like he was a snack.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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The big, chunky glasses that creepy guys wear when they’re waiting for kids to get lost. They’re like the original version of a mad scientist.
The man with the thick glasses watched my kid like he was about to run away.
My kid said the man with the glasses looked like a mad scientist.
The man with the big glasses and trench coat stood near the slide like he was waiting for something.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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