paedophobe

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A person who hates kids so much they’d rather be stabbed than see a kid smile.

I’d rather be in jail with a paedophile than be near a paedophobe at a birthday party.

That guy yelled at a kid for wearing a hat. I think he’s a paedophobe.

She threw a tantrum because her kid got hugged by another kid. Classic paedophobe.

A person who thinks every paedophile is out to get them, even when they’re just eating a sandwich.

He screamed at a kid for sitting next to him on the bus. Must be a paedophobe.

She called the cops because a kid asked her for a pencil. That’s a paedophobe.

He’s been avoiding the park for weeks because he thinks a paedophile is hiding in the swings.

A person who acts like they’re being attacked by a pack of paedophiles every time they see a kid.

He ran out of the room when a kid walked in. I swear he’s a paedophobe.

She started yelling at a kid for drawing on the wall. That’s a paedophobe.

He called the principal because a kid smiled at him. That’s a paedophobe.