Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who thinks kids are the best lay and can't stop thinking about it

That teacher asked me to stay after class for 'extra help' and I had to sit in the back of the classroom with him

My cousin got caught sneaking into the school playground at midnight

My brother got arrested for taking selfies with a kid in the bathroom

2

A grown-up who gets a hard-on every time they see a kid

My dad's friend kept showing up at the park and asking my sister if she wanted to go for a ride

The guy at the petrol station used to whistle at my brother

My uncle kept sending me weird messages on my phone

3

A mental disorder where adults get turned on by kids and can't stop doing it

My friend's dad was caught in the school hallway with a kid

My neighbor got fired from his job for licking a kid's face

My brother's friend had to go to jail for touching a kid in the shower

4

A creepy adult who likes to touch kids and is usually a teacher

My teacher used to pull me out of class for 'private lessons'

The principal kept asking my friend to stay after school

My cousin had to leave school because of a teacher who kept following her

5

A smelly, sweaty, piece of garbage who likes to take advantage of kids

My dad's friend kept showing up at my school and asking me if I wanted to go for a drive

The guy at the supermarket used to wink at me and my sister

My uncle kept sending me messages on my phone at 3 a. m.

6

A weirdo who can't stop thinking about kids and usually lives in Britain

My neighbor used to whisper to my friend in the hallway

The postman kept asking me if I wanted to come to his house

My uncle kept telling me he was a 'nonce' and that made me confused

7

A dirty, stinky, messed-up person who likes to touch kids

My friend's dad kept following her around the school

The guy at the bus stop used to look at me funny

My cousin's teacher kept asking her to stay after class