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Having a flaccid rod that could barely light a match
Your member is flaccid enough to put out a fire.
You’re like a noodle in a soup that’s already cold.
I’d give you a standing ovation if you stood up.
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Being so short you could be mistaken for a kid
You’re shorter than my cousin’s pet hamster.
I bet you couldn’t even reach the top shelf.
You’re like a kid who forgot to grow up.
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Having a member so weak it can’t even survive a sneeze
Your pecker couldn’t even handle my sneeze.
It’s like a weakling in a boxing match.
You’re the reason I don’t wake up on time.
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Having a member so small it could hide in a sock
Your member is smaller than my sock drawer.
It’s like a mouse hiding from a cat.
I’d bet it can’t even fit in a shoe.
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Being so tiny you could be stepped on by a toddler
You’re like a bug under a kid’s shoe.
A toddler could stomp you like a pancake.
You’re the size of a raisin in a muffin.
pageboy
A clumsy kid who thinks they're a wizard but just dropped a sandwich on the floor.
My pageboy tried to juggle three pizzas and now he's crying in the lobby.
He said he could levitate and just fell into a trash can.
He tried to be cool and tripped over his own shoelace.
pageboy
A human lollipop that's too tall and runs like a scared chicken.
That pageboy ran past me like he was being chased by a dragon.
He's like a giraffe with no idea what a sprint is.
He ran so fast, he knocked over a whole row of chairs.
pageboy
A cursed triangle that makes your brain hurt and your lunch taste like regret.
My pageboy looked like a triangle that was cursed by a math teacher.
He was so tall, he looked like he was stuck in a geometry problem.
He wore a triangle hat and refused to eat anything round.
pageau
A person who is a goose and also smells like a wet sock
My cousin is a pageau. He honks at people and eats pizza for breakfast.
She's a pageau. I saw her waddle into the mall and steal a muffin.
He’s a pageau. He tried to flirt with my dog and got pecked.
pageau
A person who acts like a goose but is actually a bad human being
My teacher is a pageau. She yells at kids and eats crayons for snacks.
He’s a pageau. He walked into my house and said, 'I like your couch.'
That guy is a pageau. He honked at my mom and called her a 'foul egg.'
pageau
A person who is a goose and also the worst friend ever
My best friend is a pageau. He honked at my crush and made me cry.
She’s a pageau. She took my sandwich and waddled off like a fat goose.
He’s a pageau. He said he was my friend, then he honked at my dog and ran away.
pageant ready look
This phrase is for girls who look like they just got off a beauty contest bus and are ready to slap someone who doesn't know how to shine.
My cousin showed up in a glittery dress and fake eyelashes. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a lifetime supply of hairspray.
My sister’s makeup was so thick, she looked like she had been dipped in glitter and thrown into a blender.
At the mall, I saw a girl with a full face of makeup and a crown on her head. She looked like she was going to cry if someone didn’t applaud her.
pageant ready look
Pageant ready look is when a girl is so dressed up, she looks like she just came out of a beauty school and is ready to fight for the title.
My friend’s hair was so high, it looked like it was going to fly off and join a circus.
My neighbor looked like she had been painted by a clown and given a crown. She was ready to win a gold medal and a lifetime supply of glitter.
At the park, I saw a girl in a pink suit, fake nails, and a full face of makeup. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a free vacation.
pageant ready look
A pageant ready look is when a girl looks like she just got out of a beauty contest and is ready to slap someone who didn't shine as hard as her.
My cousin looked like she had been dipped in glitter and painted with a brush. She was ready to win and scream at the judges.
My sister walked in with a crown, fake eyelashes, and a full face of makeup. She looked like she was going to cry if someone didn’t cheer for her.
At the party, I saw a girl with a pink dress, a glittery headpiece, and fake nails. She looked like she was going to win a trophy and a lifetime supply of hairspray.
pageant sash
A smelly string of goo that drapes from your hip to your shoulder like a cum curtain. It’s the love language of the pageant crowd.
The sash was so sticky, I had to wipe my shoulder before I could eat my taco.
She wore her sash like a trophy, even though it looked like it had been used twice.
My brother’s sash was so gross, the judges thought it was a science experiment.
pageant sash
A cum ribbon that runs from your hip to your shoulder like a fashion mistake. It’s the pageant winner’s cum confetti.
His sash was so long, it trailed behind him like a cum train.
She wore it proudly, even though it smelled like a gym sock.
The sash was so sticky, the judges had to wipe their hands after shaking her hand.
pageant sash
A cum strap that stretches from your hip to your shoulder like a cum lasso. It’s the pageant winner’s cum souvenir.
He wore his sash like a badge of honor, even though it smelled like a gym sock after gym class.
She used her sash to wipe her forehead, and now everyone knows what it is.
The sash was so long, it hung down to his knees and looked like a cum flag.
pageant porn
Because of all the free porn and how easy it is to get it, or how some celebrities use porn to become famous, or how crazy the porn industry is, pornstars are getting hotter and hotter. Pageant porn is when porn gets so good, it will beat real beauty pageants.
I watched a porn star and thought, 'She's better than the Miss USA contestant.'
My cousin tried out for a pageant and got a job in a porn movie instead.
My mom said, 'That girl in the porn ad could beat my sister in a beauty contest.'
pageant porn
With so much free porn everywhere and how hard it is to be a porn star, they are getting more and more attractive. Pageant porn is when porn becomes so good, it will make real beauty pageants look like a middle school talent show.
My dad said, 'That girl in the porn movie could win Miss America.'
My little brother watched a porn star and said, 'She’s better than my teacher.'
My friend tried out for a pageant, got rejected, and then got a job in a porn movie.
pageant porn
Because of all the free porn and how easy it is to get it, or how some celebrities use porn to become famous, or how crazy the porn industry is, pornstars are getting hotter. Pageant porn is when porn becomes so good, it will make real beauty pageants feel like a joke.
My sister said, 'That porn star is hotter than my crush.'
I watched a porn movie and thought, 'That girl is better than the Miss USA winner.'
My brother got rejected from a pageant and got a job in a porn movie instead.