Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Having a tiny weenie that can’t even fight back

Bro, your pecker is smaller than my lunch break.

I’d laugh at your dong if it wasn’t so sad.

You’re like a shrimp with a bad attitude.

2

Having a flaccid rod that could barely light a match

Your member is flaccid enough to put out a fire.

You’re like a noodle in a soup that’s already cold.

I’d give you a standing ovation if you stood up.

3

Being so short you could be mistaken for a kid

You’re shorter than my cousin’s pet hamster.

I bet you couldn’t even reach the top shelf.

You’re like a kid who forgot to grow up.

4

Having a member so weak it can’t even survive a sneeze

Your pecker couldn’t even handle my sneeze.

It’s like a weakling in a boxing match.

You’re the reason I don’t wake up on time.

5

Having a member so small it could hide in a sock

Your member is smaller than my sock drawer.

It’s like a mouse hiding from a cat.

I’d bet it can’t even fit in a shoe.

6

Being so tiny you could be stepped on by a toddler

You’re like a bug under a kid’s shoe.

A toddler could stomp you like a pancake.

You’re the size of a raisin in a muffin.