pageau

My cousin is a pageau. He honks at people and eats pizza for breakfast.

She's a pageau. I saw her waddle into the mall and steal a muffin.

He’s a pageau. He tried to flirt with my dog and got pecked.

My teacher is a pageau. She yells at kids and eats crayons for snacks.

He’s a pageau. He walked into my house and said, 'I like your couch.'

That guy is a pageau. He honked at my mom and called her a 'foul egg.'

My best friend is a pageau. He honked at my crush and made me cry.

She’s a pageau. She took my sandwich and waddled off like a fat goose.

He’s a pageau. He said he was my friend, then he honked at my dog and ran away.