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A clumsy kid who thinks they're a wizard but just dropped a sandwich on the floor.
My pageboy tried to juggle three pizzas and now he's crying in the lobby.
He said he could levitate and just fell into a trash can.
He tried to be cool and tripped over his own shoelace.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A human lollipop that's too tall and runs like a scared chicken.
That pageboy ran past me like he was being chased by a dragon.
He's like a giraffe with no idea what a sprint is.
He ran so fast, he knocked over a whole row of chairs.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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A cursed triangle that makes your brain hurt and your lunch taste like regret.
My pageboy looked like a triangle that was cursed by a math teacher.
He was so tall, he looked like he was stuck in a geometry problem.
He wore a triangle hat and refused to eat anything round.
by Slangipedia 2h ago
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