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A Bit Of The Old
You slap it in front of any word and suddenly it sounds like it was made by a f***ing god.
'A bit of the old magic,' he said like he was a f***ing wizard.
She called it 'a bit of the old charm,' and I believed her for like five minutes.
He said 'a bit of the old spice,' and I knew he was full of s***.
A Bit Of The Old
An older lady who looks like she could still f*** the lights out of you, no matter how old she is.
She was 50, but she still looked like she could f*** the lights out of me.
He called her 'a bit of the old fire,' and I believed him for a second.
She was 60 and still looked like a f***ing goddess.
A Bit Of The Old
A person who looks so f***ing good you want to rip their clothes off and start a fight.
He walked in and I wanted to rip his clothes off and start a fight.
She was so shagadelic I almost f***ing fainted.
He looked like a f***ing rockstar and I was ready to start a riot.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like a confused raccoon in a blender after someone kicked it.
My phone was a bit of a wank on after I dropped it in the toilet.
The table was a bit of a wank on when the dog ran into it.
My uncle’s leg was a bit of a wank on after he got hit by a cricket bat.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is going nuts like it just saw a ghost and got a kick from a donkey.
The speaker was a bit of a wank on when the music hit full volume.
My pants were a bit of a wank on after I jumped into a lake.
The ceiling fan was a bit of a wank on when the cat attacked it.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like it’s trying to escape a very angry squirrel.
My laptop was a bit of a wank on after I spilled coffee on it.
The fridge was a bit of a wank on when it started to fall apart.
My brother’s face was a bit of a wank on after he ate a whole pizza in one go.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is vibrating so much it feels like it’s about to turn into a disco ball.
My phone was a bit of a wank on after it got hit by a tennis ball.
The chair was a bit of a wank on when the dog sat on it.
My grandma’s wrist was a bit of a wank on after she dropped her soup.
A Bit Of A Wank On
When something is shaking like it just got a punch from a giant kangaroo.
The lamp was a bit of a wank on after the cat knocked it over.
My knee was a bit of a wank on after I jumped out of a window.
The door was a bit of a wank on when the wind hit it like a boss.
A Bit Chancy
A fancy way of saying someone is a total pain in the ass and doesn’t know how to shut up.
My mom said my brother is a bit chancy because he won’t stop complaining about his video game.
My teacher called the substitute a bit chancy because she yelled at the class for no reason.
My friend texted me and said my dog is a bit chancy because he peed on my mom’s new shoes.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a backstabbing, loudmouth, and smells like old socks.
My boss said my coworker is a bit chancy because he took credit for my idea.
My cousin called my uncle a bit chancy because he sneaked cookies from my plate.
My friend’s ex said she was a bit chancy because she broke up with him over a text.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a loud, rude, and smelly version of a human being.
My sister said my little brother is a bit chancy because he threw his cereal all over the floor.
My neighbor called my dog a bit chancy because it barked at his cat every day.
My friend said my crush is a bit chancy because he asked me out in front of the whole school.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a total mess who talks too much and smells like a garbage can.
My friend said my teacher is a bit chancy because she yelled at the class for no reason.
My dad called my mom a bit chancy because she forgot our anniversary.
My brother said my cousin is a bit chancy because he stole his video game.
A Bit Chancy
A fancy way of saying someone is a loud, smelly, and totally useless person.
My friend said my teacher is a bit chancy because she screamed at the class for no reason.
My sister said my dog is a bit chancy because it peed on the couch again.
My dad said my uncle is a bit chancy because he took all the cookies.
A Bit Chancy
A way of saying someone is a rude, smelly, and totally annoying person who never shuts up.
My friend said my teacher is a bit chancy because she screamed at us for no reason.
My brother said my dog is a bit chancy because it barked at my cat.
My mom said my dad is a bit chancy because he forgot to cook dinner.
A Bit Cagey
A Bit Cagey is when you're too damn smart to fall for a dumb trick but still get confused by your own life choices. It’s also a band from the East Coast that sounds like a broken jukebox in a zombie apocalypse.
I tried to scam my friend, and he just looked at me like I had two heads and a bad haircut.
She said she’d help me move, then left me with a fridge and a dead raccoon.
He asked me for advice, then spent the whole day arguing with a vending machine.
A Bit Cagey
A Bit Cagey is like being stuck in a trap that you set yourself. It’s also a band that makes music so loud it could wake up the dead and make them yell.
I trapped myself in my own trap and now I’m just yelling at the wall.
He built a trap for his ex, then got trapped in it himself.
She set a trap for her cat, and now the cat’s trapping her.
A Bit Cagey
A Bit Cagey is when you think you're being clever, but really you're just being a fool. It’s also a band that makes music like a drunk robot fighting a spider in a blender.
I thought I was being clever, then my mom showed up and yelled at me for eating my homework.
He tried to be clever, then got fired for sending a tweet to his boss’s boss.
She thought she was being clever, then her dog ate her college application.
A Bit Britney
When you look like a greasy pizza that sat in the sun all day and you wish you could just melt into the floor.
Just ate three burgers and now my face is a neon sign screaming 'I HATE MYSELF'.
My makeup is crying and my hair is screaming at me.
I look like I’ve been in a fight with a bag of chips and lost.
A Bit Britney
That moment you feel like a broken toaster after eating too much and your face is a disaster zone.
My face is a greasy mess and I feel like a used-up sock.
I ate so much I think my pants are going to explode.
My skin looks like it’s been in a war and lost.
A Bit Britney
When you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and you’re too tired to care.
My hair is a wild mess and my face is a crime scene.
I look like I haven’t slept in a week and I’ve been eating donuts for breakfast.
My makeup is gone and my skin is screaming at me.
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