A Bit Britney

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When you look like a greasy pizza that sat in the sun all day and you wish you could just melt into the floor.

Just ate three burgers and now my face is a neon sign screaming 'I HATE MYSELF'.

My makeup is crying and my hair is screaming at me.

I look like I’ve been in a fight with a bag of chips and lost.

That moment you feel like a broken toaster after eating too much and your face is a disaster zone.

My face is a greasy mess and I feel like a used-up sock.

I ate so much I think my pants are going to explode.

My skin looks like it’s been in a war and lost.

When you look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and you’re too tired to care.

My hair is a wild mess and my face is a crime scene.

I look like I haven’t slept in a week and I’ve been eating donuts for breakfast.

My makeup is gone and my skin is screaming at me.

Feeling like a failed experiment after eating too much and your face is a disaster.

I look like a failed science project and my stomach is full of regret.

My face is melting and my hair is a wild animal.

I feel like I’ve been in a blender and came out wrong.

When you look like a used-up sock after eating too much and your face is a total mess.

I look like I’ve been in a fight with a bag of chips and lost.

My face is a greasy disaster and my hair is a wild animal.

I feel like I’ve been run over by a pizza truck.

That feeling when your face looks like it’s been through a blender and you’re too tired to fix it.

My face is a disaster and my stomach is screaming at me.

I look like a failed science experiment and I feel like I’ve been run over.

My hair is a wild mess and my face is a total disaster.