A Bit Britney - When you look like a greasy pizza that sat in the sun all da

When you look like a greasy pizza that sat in the sun all day and you wish you could just melt into the floor.

Just ate three burgers and now my face is a neon sign screaming 'I HATE MYSELF'.

My makeup is crying and my hair is screaming at me.

I look like I’ve been in a fight with a bag of chips and lost.