A Bit Cagey

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A Bit Cagey is when you're too damn smart to fall for a dumb trick but still get confused by your own life choices. It’s also a band from the East Coast that sounds like a broken jukebox in a zombie apocalypse.
I tried to scam my friend, and he just looked at me like I had two heads and a bad haircut.
She said she’d help me move, then left me with a fridge and a dead raccoon.
He asked me for advice, then spent the whole day arguing with a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bit Cagey is like being stuck in a trap that you set yourself. It’s also a band that makes music so loud it could wake up the dead and make them yell.
I trapped myself in my own trap and now I’m just yelling at the wall.
He built a trap for his ex, then got trapped in it himself.
She set a trap for her cat, and now the cat’s trapping her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bit Cagey is when you think you're being clever, but really you're just being a fool. It’s also a band that makes music like a drunk robot fighting a spider in a blender.
I thought I was being clever, then my mom showed up and yelled at me for eating my homework.
He tried to be clever, then got fired for sending a tweet to his boss’s boss.
She thought she was being clever, then her dog ate her college application.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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