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A Bynum

Bynum is when you fail so hard, it's like you're a total disaster. People yell 'Bynum!' at you like it's a curse.

I failed my math test. My friend yelled 'Bynum!' at me.

He missed the shot. We all yelled 'Bynum!' at him.

She tripped and fell. The class yelled 'Bynum!' at her.

A Bynum

A Bynum is like a creepy god who watches over you and makes you feel bad about your life.

I saw a Bynum in the park. He looked at me and I felt bad.

My brother said Bynum was watching me. I didn't believe him.

I got a Bynum vibe. I went home and cried.

A buttfuck is a brainless meat sack who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, but they're really just a walking disaster.

My cousin is a buttfuck. He failed math and still thinks he's Einstein.

The guy at the gas station is a buttfuck. He talks to the vending machine like it's his ex.

My teacher called me a buttfuck because I drew a mustache on her face.

A buttfuck is when someone buys your game for 9 bucks, then turns around and sells it back for almost what you paid.

Gamestop is a buttfuck. They paid me 9 bucks for my game and put it back on the shelf for 49.99.

My friend sold his game for 9 bucks and then bought it back for 49.99. He’s a buttfuck.

Gamestop is a buttfuck. They took my game, put it back on the shelf, and made me feel like a fool.

A buttfuck is when you sign up for AOL and then realize you’re stuck with a dial-up connection for the rest of your life.

I signed up for AOL and now I have to wait 10 minutes just to load a webpage. I am a buttfuck.

My mom used AOL and she cried because the internet was so slow. She’s a buttfuck.

AOL made me a buttfuck. I’m still stuck with that stupid dial-up.

A buttfuck is when someone shoves their penis or a dildo so far up your ass it’s like they’re trying to colonize your rectum.

My brother gave me a buttfuck. He used a dildo and I still can’t sit down.

My ex gave me a buttfuck so hard I felt it in my brain. He’s a buttfuck.

That guy at the party gave me a buttfuck with a cheeseburger. He’s a buttfuck.

A buttfuck is when you have butt sex or when you're so deep in trouble you're like a donkey stuck in a ditch.

I had butt sex with my cousin. We’re both buttfucks now.

I got in trouble for butt sex. I'm a buttfuck.

I was so in trouble I had to eat a whole pizza for dinner. I'm a buttfuck.

A buttfuck is a brainless idiot who either constantly annoys people or actually has butt sex. Most of them are just brainless idiots.

My friend is a buttfuck. He talks to himself and thinks he’s the king of the world.

My neighbor is a buttfuck. He has butt sex with his dog and thinks he’s cool.

My teacher is a buttfuck. She thinks she knows everything, but she doesn’t.

A buttfuck is someone who loves to fuck butts. They're like a human version of a toilet plunger.

My brother is a buttfuck. He loves to fuck butts and he doesn’t care who knows it.

My friend is a buttfuck. He’s like a toilet plunger with a penis.

I’m a buttfuck. I can’t stop fucking butts. I’m stuck with it.

A Butterscotch Rubdown

Licking cheap butterscotch and smearing it on your pecker then yanking it like a dog on a leash until it all falls off.

My cousin did a butterscotch rubdown in the bathroom at the mall and got caught by the janitor.

I tried a butterscotch rubdown and my pecker looked like a raccoon got into a candy store.

My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he can’t stop laughing and he smells like a candy bar.

A Butterscotch Rubdown

Putting butterscotch on your junk and pulling it like it’s a prize in a claw machine until the candy comes off in pieces.

At the sleepover, Sarah did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone laughed so hard they cried.

My mom did a butterscotch rubdown and now she smells like a bag of candy and regret.

I did a butterscotch rubdown in the car and the candy stuck to the seats and my face.

A Butterscotch Rubdown

Licking butterscotch and rubbing it on your willy then yanking it like a kid pulling a piñata until it all comes off in a messy pile.

I did a butterscotch rubdown in the school bathroom and got in trouble with the principal.

My brother did a butterscotch rubdown and now he’s got butterscotch stuck in his hair and his pants.

At the party, I did a butterscotch rubdown and everyone was grossed out but also laughing.

A Butters is when you pour pure Scotch into a glass and drop in exactly three ice cubes, let them melt just enough to make the drink taste like a cursed winter and a wet sock.

I made a Butters so strong it could freeze hell over.

That drink looked like it was made by a drunk wizard.

I drank a Butters and now my tongue tastes like a raccoon's sock.

A buttering is when a group of people gather to fawn over someone like they're royalty, and if you dare say one bad thing about them, you're getting a compliment sandwich and a lecture.

They buttered me so much I felt like I was in a group hug with my entire family.

I got buttered so hard I started believing I was a rockstar.

She buttered me so much I actually believed my own lies.

When everything goes perfectly, like your plans are so good they're basically god's work.

That test was so easy it felt like I had a butters in my brain.

That day was a butters, like I was born to do it.

That plan was a butters, no mistakes, no drama.

Butter It is a verb used by hicks to replace any action, like they're trying to sound fancy but still smell like a barn.

He Butter Ited his way through the test like he had a butters in his brain.

She Butter Ited her way through the whole day like she was royalty.

That guy Butter Ited his way through life like he had no plans.

When someone is ugly, like they have a face that looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then cried on a trash can.

That guy is a butterface, looks like he was born in a dumpster.

She's got a butterface, like she's been living in a cave.

That kid is a butterface, looks like a raccoon with a bad day.

A Butters is a sweet little boy from South Park who is so dumb and cute you want to hug him and then punch him in the face.

That Butters is so cute he makes my heart go boom.

I saw that Butters and wanted to hug him and then eat him.

That Butters is so dumb he thinks snow is a snack.

You say a Butters when someone promises to do something, and if they don't, you hit them like they owe you money.

I said Butters to him and now he owes me a punch.

She said Butters and then ran away like a coward.

He said Butters and I hit him so hard he went to the moon.