A Buttfuck
A buttfuck is when you sign up for AOL and then realize you’re stuck with a dial-up connection for the rest of your life.
I signed up for AOL and now I have to wait 10 minutes just to load a webpage. I am a buttfuck.
My mom used AOL and she cried because the internet was so slow. She’s a buttfuck.
AOL made me a buttfuck. I’m still stuck with that stupid dial-up.