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A Crosbie
A Crosbie is a little boy who loves Ben Simmons, puts bbq sauce on his titties, and is so loyal he'll follow you to the ends of the earth.
He put bbq sauce on his titties and said it was 'the best sauce ever.'
He followed me to the mall and said he was going to buy me a burger.
He cried when I told him I was going to move to another state.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crosbie
A Crosbie is when you're Sidney Crosby, or you're so dumb, gay, or unfair it's like you were born in a dumpster.
I failed my math test, and I cried like I was Sidney Crosby.
I said something stupid, and everyone laughed at me like I was a joke.
I said 'blue is my favorite color,' and the whole class said, 'No, it's green.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crowe toast fuckle
A man shoves toast into another man's ear and rubs his jelly eye until he screams like a little girl.
My uncle did this to my dad at the bar and now he's still crying.
At the wedding, the best man did a Crowe toast fuckle to the groom and he ran out.
I saw it happen in the park and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crowe toast fuckle
When one dude forces toast into another dude’s ear and works his jelly eye like it’s a job interview.
My cousin got a Crowe toast fuckle at work and now he’s on medical leave.
At the gym, the guy next to me got a Crowe toast fuckle and it was like a horror movie.
My friend tried to do it to his boss and now he’s stuck in the office forever.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crowe toast fuckle
A man stuffs toast into another man’s ear and rubs his jelly eye until he’s begging for mercy.
At the restaurant, the waiter did a Crowe toast fuckle to the chef and now the food is terrible.
My brother did it to my friend and now he’s afraid of toast.
I saw it happen on a bus and the whole bus started laughing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A pile of stuff that makes no sense and smells like old socks.
Your mom’s closet when she thinks it’s a fashion show.
The way your friend explains why they failed math.
Your lunch when you forgot to pack it and just grabbed whatever was on the floor.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A bunch of random stuff that’s basically a middle finger to logic.
Your ex’s text messages when they’re drunk and sad.
Your teacher’s lesson plan on a Tuesday.
Your dog’s idea of a good morning.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A jumble of things that’s like the worst mixtape ever made.
Your playlist when you’re mad at your crush.
Your friend’s attempt at a rap battle.
Your outfit when you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A mess of stuff that’s like the universe threw a tantrum.
Your room when you haven’t cleaned it in a month.
Your boss’s speech on a Monday.
Your brain after too much pizza and soda.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A collection of things that’s like a bad dream come true.
Your mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.
Your friend’s idea of a good time.
Your life when everything goes wrong at once.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Crow's Breakfast
A bunch of stuff that’s like your brain after too much caffeine.
Your text messages when you’re sleep-deprived.
Your friend’s idea of a good party.
Your plans for the weekend when you forgot what day it was.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
A band from Sudbury, Suffolk, England, who play loud, sweaty metal that sounds like a drunk goat fighting a chainsaw.
@CriticalMassBand just turned my ears into lava. #metaloverload
I heard them live and now my brain is stuck on repeat. #worstdecisionever
Critical Mass is the reason I can’t hear my own thoughts anymore. #metalpain
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
When something is so full of crap it can’t take any more without exploding.
My pants hit critical mass and I had to sit down on the floor. #disgrace
The pizza was so packed with cheese it reached critical mass. #cheeseyou
My boss hit critical mass and walked out. #worklife
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
A bunch of hipsters on bikes who think they’re royalty and ride all over the road like they own it.
Critical Mass happened and I got stuck behind a bike parade. #roadblock
Those hipsters think they’re kings. #bikeroys
I saw a Critical Mass and it looked like a sea of douches. #bikeroyalty
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
A monthly bike ride that turns the road into a war zone and makes drivers lose their minds.
Critical Mass hit the streets and the traffic became a nightmare. #bikerwar
I saw Critical Mass and it was like a thousand bikes fighting the cars. #roadwar
Critical Mass is just a bunch of people trying to make the road hate them. #bikemadness
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
A point where things go from bad to absolutely nuclear, like a chain reaction in a nuclear plant.
The party hit critical mass and the cops got called. #partynuke
My coffee hit critical mass and it was like a nuclear explosion in my cup. #coffeenuke
The group chat hit critical mass and now I can’t read anything without laughing. #chatnucleus
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
The moment when you can’t hold back your climax anymore, like a dog that just saw a squirrel and can’t stop barking.
I hit critical mass during sex and my brain short-circuited. #orgasmexplosion
The pizza hit critical mass and I could feel it in my soul. #cheeseyou
My dog hit critical mass and now he’s barking at the vacuum. #squirrelvision
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Critical Mass
When something is so packed with people or things it’s like a traffic jam from hell.
The highway hit critical mass and I was stuck for three hours. #traffichell
My group chat hit critical mass and it was like a flood of messages. #chatjam
The concert hit critical mass and now the venue is a war zone. #musicmayhem
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Croatian's Prayer
A human who can't live without a sore and a sandwich.
I'm praying for a pimple and a pretzel.
This guy’s got a boil and a bagel for breakfast.
He’s like a walking abscess with a side of cheese.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Croatian's Prayer
A guy who’d rather have a pus-filled punch than a plain pizza.
He got a zit and a pizza, but he chose the zit.
That guy’s got a boil so big it’s got its own pizza place.
He’d let his face explode for a slice of pie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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