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A human who can't live without a sore and a sandwich.
I'm praying for a pimple and a pretzel.
This guy’s got a boil and a bagel for breakfast.
He’s like a walking abscess with a side of cheese.
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A guy who’d rather have a pus-filled punch than a plain pizza.
He got a zit and a pizza, but he chose the zit.
That guy’s got a boil so big it’s got its own pizza place.
He’d let his face explode for a slice of pie.
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A person who’s basically a walking abscess with a side of meat.
He’s got a sore on his head and a steak in his hand.
This guy’s got a boil the size of a donut.
He eats meat and gets boils for breakfast.