Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A pile of stuff that makes no sense and smells like old socks.

Your mom’s closet when she thinks it’s a fashion show.

The way your friend explains why they failed math.

Your lunch when you forgot to pack it and just grabbed whatever was on the floor.

2

A bunch of random stuff that’s basically a middle finger to logic.

Your ex’s text messages when they’re drunk and sad.

Your teacher’s lesson plan on a Tuesday.

Your dog’s idea of a good morning.

3

A jumble of things that’s like the worst mixtape ever made.

Your playlist when you’re mad at your crush.

Your friend’s attempt at a rap battle.

Your outfit when you woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

4

A mess of stuff that’s like the universe threw a tantrum.

Your room when you haven’t cleaned it in a month.

Your boss’s speech on a Monday.

Your brain after too much pizza and soda.

5

A collection of things that’s like a bad dream come true.

Your mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.

Your friend’s idea of a good time.

Your life when everything goes wrong at once.

6

A bunch of stuff that’s like your brain after too much caffeine.

Your text messages when you’re sleep-deprived.

Your friend’s idea of a good party.

Your plans for the weekend when you forgot what day it was.