A Dirty Flanagan is when a guy guzzles all his whiskey, then shoves his junk into the bottle and cums in it. Then he slaps the bottle up a woman's snatch or a guy's butt.
He drank the whole bottle, then stuck his dick in it and blew load. Then he shoved it up his friend's ass.
After chugging the whiskey, he put his pecker in the bottle and shot his wad. Then he rammed it up a lady's pussy.
He drank the whiskey, then stuck his knob in the bottle and cummed. Then he shoved it up a guy's butt.
A movie that ends like your lunch was a sandwich and you didn't get the meat. You're left thinking, why did I even bother? It’s like your butthole is still full of crap and your brain is screaming at you.
The movie ended and I was like, what? That's it? I had to wipe twice just to get through that.
I watched it and my friend said, that's the worst ending ever. It's like the movie took a dump on me.
I felt like I had been shitting for three hours and the movie just said, 'see you later.'
When you're getting a blowjob so bad it feels like you're getting stabbed with a wet noodle. The woman looks up and says, what's wrong? Like she's confused and you're screaming in agony.
My guy was getting a blowjob and I heard him scream, 'what the hell is that? I feel like I'm getting stabbed by a wet noodle.'
He said, 'she stopped mid-blowjob and asked me what was wrong? I was like, I don't know, why are you eating my nuts?'
He got a blowjob so bad, it felt like his nuts were being dipped in glue.
You're jerking off to death metal and you climax so hard you imagine your grandmother. She's like, are you okay? You're like, I'm fine, grandma, just don't ask me about that sandwich.
He was listening to death metal and got so turned on he climaxed and imagined his grandma. He was like, why did I have to think of her? I just wanted to eat a sandwich.
He said, 'I was jerking off to death metal and I climaxed so hard, I saw my grandma. She asked me, are you okay? I said, yes, just don't ask me about that sandwich.'
He climaxed to death metal and saw his grandma. She said, 'you're like my grandpa, but worse.' He said, 'I'm not worse, I'm just more turned on.'
A tiny, smelly, round person, usually a dark-skinned girl, who looks like a fat sponge from the ocean. People use this word to tease her for being ugly and gross.
My cousin is a dirty bubble, and she eats pizza for breakfast.
That girl in class is a dirty bubble, and she smells like a sewer.
My mom called my little sister a dirty bubble because she pooped her pants.
A blonde girl from Rhode Island who has the worst gas ever and has such a huge butt that people get lost in it. She’s so famous, a guy named Thadous Buttlover claimed her butt was the best in the world.
Dirty Bubble’s butt is so big, it’s like a whole town.