A Dirty Derby

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Getting a blowjob while shitting into a bucket that smells like a dead raccoon wearing a sock.

Just shat into a bucket and got a blowjob. Life doesn't get better than this.

This is the best day of my life. I ate a sandwich and got a blowjob while shitting.

I'm not sure if I'm alive or just a bucket and a mouth.

Derby, CT is the worst town ever. It's tiny, smelly, and full of people who hate you for no reason.

I live in Derby and I hate everyone. Even my neighbor who lives two feet away from me.

Derby is like a prison. Everyone's in it and they all hate each other.

If I had to live anywhere else, I'd rather be in a jail cell.

A fat guy with a beard uses a suction cup dildo like it's a pizza and eats it with his mouth and face.

That guy just ate a dildo like it was a pizza. I'm both grossed out and impressed.

He slapped himself with a dildo. That's not a hobby, that's a curse.

I watched a man go to town on a dildo. I'm still recovering.