A Dirty Chinchilla

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A lady who doesn’t bathe and lets her poop, old tampons, and a whole roll of toilet paper sit in the toilet like it’s a buffet.
My cousin’s toilet looks like a crime scene and she’s still using it.
She left a used tampon in the bowl and didn’t even flush it. I’ve seen less gross stuff in a trash can.
I walked in on her and she was eating a sandwich next to the toilet. No one should be that lazy.
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A grumpy old woman who wears a chinchilla on her head like a hat and thinks a unicycle is a way to get free snacks.
She’s been chasing a unicycle for three years and still hasn’t gotten a free donut.
I saw her ride a unicycle in a grocery store and she yelled at the cashier for not giving her a discount.
She told me the chinchilla is her best friend and the unicycle is her lover.
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