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A GameItOrNot

A content creator who makes only Bedrock Edition videos and can’t even handle a little Java.

Java is a joke

I don’t know what Java is

I don’t care if Java is better, Bedrock is my life

A wild book by George R. R. Martin that’s like saying you’re gonna bet your last dollar on a lousy dice roll.

'I'm gonna go all in on this bet,' he said. Then he lost everything.

'This is my last chance to win,' she cried. Then she got stabbed.

'I took a risk and it backfired,' he said. Then he got eaten by a dragon.

If porn, elves, and zombies had a baby and it grew up to be a king.

'This show is like a fantasy porn dream come true,' he said. Then he got castrated.

'It’s like elves having a war over who gets to sleep with whom,' she said. Then she got killed.

'This is the best mix of horror and lust I’ve ever seen,' he said. Then he got turned into a zombie.

When you get super into a character’s story, only for them to get sliced up in the worst way possible.

'He was the best knight, and then he got stabbed in the back,' she said. Then she cried.

'She was the queen of the North, and then she got beheaded,' he said. Then he got drunk.

'He was the king of the West, and then he got burned alive,' she said. Then she got married.

A party where drunks race to find restrooms and try to poop on as many thrones as they can in an hour.

'I pooped on three thrones, and I’m still going,' he said. Then he got kicked out.

'I only found one throne, but I’m proud,' she said. Then she passed out.

'I pooped on five thrones and then got stabbed,' he said. Then he got kicked out again.

A show full of politics, sex, murder, and a guy who loves to sleep with a lot of women.

'It’s like politics and sex had a baby,' he said. Then he got killed.

'The dwarf sleeps with ten women and still gets stabbed,' she said. Then she got married.

'There’s a lot of sex and murder, and I love it,' he said. Then he got turned into a zombie.

The only show where you can get killed while you’re taking a dump.

'He was pooping and got stabbed,' she said. Then she got killed.

'He was taking a dump and got burned alive,' he said. Then he got turned into a dragon.

'He pooped and got turned into a zombie,' she said. Then she got married.

A great excuse to watch a lot of people having sex.

'I watch it just for the sex,' he said. Then he got turned into a dragon.

'It’s the only show I watch for the love scenes,' she said. Then she got married.

'I watch it just to see people have sex,' he said. Then he got stabbed.

A person who's so ugly and weird no one even wants to look at them.

My cousin hasn't had a date since 2003 and still thinks he's the king of the jungle.

My ex said I was the worst gamble she ever made and she's still married to a guy who eats socks.

My neighbor tried to ask a girl out and she ran away screaming like she saw a ghost.

Blowing up something just to get some cash in your pocket.

I blew up my brother's video game console just to get $20 from him.

My friend took a hammer to his mom's favorite vase for a $50 bet.

I set my dog's favorite toy on fire just to get $10 from my dad.

A guaranteed way to end up with nothing.

I put all my money on red and lost everything. I'm now broke and hungry.

I spent my last $50 on a bet and now I'm eating cereal for dinner.

I put my last $2 on a bet and lost. I'm now broke and crying.

When you don't know if you're going to poop or fart and you just decide to take a chance.

I was in the middle of a bet and had to choose between farting or pooping and I picked both.

My brother said he would eat a whole pizza if he pooped first. He pooped and then farted.

I bet my friend $10 that I would fart before I pooped. I farted and he cried.

A stupid thing you do to get money and then lose it all.

I bet my last $5 on a coin flip and lost. Now I'm broke and mad.

I spent $20 on a bet and lost. Now I'm eating ramen for dinner.

I bet my friend $10 on a game and lost. Now I'm out of money and sad.

Putting your money in the hands of people who probably steal it.

I gave my last $5 to a Native American and he said he was going to buy a pizza.

My friend gave $10 to a Native American and he ran away with it.

I gave $20 to a Native American and he said he was going to buy a car.

Running into the street like a fool just to avoid getting hit by a car.

I ran into the street like a fool and got hit by a car. Now I'm in the hospital.

My brother ran into the street and got hit by a truck. Now he's in a cast.

I ran into the street and got hit by a bus. Now I'm in pain and broke.

A Gallegos-Person

A Spanish guy who thinks his penis is the only thing that can make a monster truck cry. He prefers grinding his crotch against a gym floor to having real sex. He calls smart people 'godless nerds' and wishes they'd fall into a pit of snakes.

I saw him try to pee in a truck's exhaust. The truck sputtered like it was dying of shame.

He dry-humped a treadmill like it was his ex.

He called my math teacher a 'godless nerd' because she didn't know what a tailpipe was.

A Gallegos-Person

A guy who thinks trucks are his girlfriends. He likes to stick his junk in their exhaust and shout insults at them. He'd rather grind his hips against a couch than have real sex. He hates smart people and thinks they're just waiting to take over the world.

He stuck his penis in a truck's tailpipe and said, 'You're gonna be sorry, baby.'

He dry-humped a couch while yelling, 'I'm not done with you yet!'

He called my science teacher a 'world-taker' because she got an A on a test.

A Gallegos-Person

A guy who thinks trucks are his enemies. He sticks his penis in their exhaust and yells at them. He'd rather rub his crotch against a wall than have real sex. He calls smart people 'godless freaks' and hopes they all get eaten by sharks.

He stuck his junk in a truck's exhaust and said, 'You're gonna get it now!'

He dry-humped a wall like it was a personal enemy.

He called my history teacher a 'godless freak' because she knew more about Rome than he did.

A Galileo

To sit on the toilet for so long you think you’re going to die from the smell and the shame.

I did a Galileo after eating a whole pizza and a bag of chips.

My cousin did a Galileo so long the toilet started to stink like a dead raccoon.

I did a Galileo in the school bathroom and the janitor came running.