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A Golden Ticket
Showing off your junk by saying you only use the golden wrapped Magnums.
He told her he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That’s how he shows off his junk.
He says he only uses golden wrapped Magnums. That means his junk is big.
He showed off his junk by saying he only uses golden wrapped Magnums.
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A Golden Companion
A golden companion is your best friend who acts like your brother or sister, but way better because they don’t nag you about your mess of a room. They stick with you forever, even when you’re a total disaster.
You text them at 2 AM crying about your crush. They reply: 'Dude, you're 14. Get over it.'
They show up to your math test with a cheat sheet and a bag of chips.
You both got kicked out of school for throwing a milkshake at the principal.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Golden Companion
A golden companion is the person who knows all your secrets, your bad habits, and your mom’s phone password. They’re not just your friend, they’re your backup family.
You tell them your crush likes pizza. They go to the pizza place and ask him out for you.
They sneak into your house to help you finish your homework because you're too lazy to move.
They take the blame for your prank war with the teacher.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Golden Companion
A golden companion is someone who will never leave you, no matter how many times you insult them, call them names, or throw stuff at them. They’re like your brother, but with better fashion sense.
You insult them for an hour. They just laugh and say, 'You’re still my favorite disaster.'
They wear your old clothes to school and make you look like a fool.
They show up at your birthday party in a full-on costume just to make you laugh.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gofunny
When rich jerks make a fake gofundme just to laugh at poor people and call them goofies.
My cousin started a gofundme for 'extra snacks' and got $10,000 from his rich friends.
That CEO put up a gofundme for 'a better coffee break' and called the workers 'goofies'.
My teacher made a gofundme for 'more glitter' and called us all 'goofies'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gofunny
When rich people lie about being broke and start a gofundme just to mock the poor and call them goofies.
That billionaire said he was broke and started a gofundme for 'a new car' and called me a goofie.
My rich neighbor started a gofundme for 'a new pet' and said I was a goofie.
The mayor put up a gofundme for 'a new office chair' and called everyone 'goofies'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gofunny
When rich kids make a gofundme for something stupid and laugh at poor people while calling them goofies.
My brother made a gofundme for 'a new video game' and said I was a goofie.
That rich kid started a gofundme for 'more pizza' and called us all goofies.
My friend's rich mom made a gofundme for 'a new dress' and called us 'goofies'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is like a fuck-ton but for people who still think they’re polite.
My mom said there was a God’s Plenty of cookies on the table. I ate them all. She cried.
The teacher said there was a God’s Plenty of homework. I passed out.
My dog got a God’s Plenty of treats. He gained 10 pounds and started stealing my socks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is when you’re so full of something you might explode, but still act like you’re fine.
There was a God’s Plenty of pizza at the party. I ate it all and then tried to dance. It was a disaster.
My brother got a God’s Plenty of candy. He didn’t stop eating for a week.
My grandma brought a God’s Plenty of pie. I gained 5 pounds and still ate the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is when you're so loaded with something you think you're a god, but you're just full.
I had a God’s Plenty of soda. I peed on the floor and still felt like a king.
My sister had a God’s Plenty of snacks. She didn’t stop eating until the bag was gone.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He licked my face and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is like having a shit-load of something but still being too proud to say it.
There was a God’s Plenty of cake at the birthday party. I ate it all and still said it was ‘just okay.’
My brother had a God’s Plenty of video games. He didn’t stop playing for two days.
My mom brought a God’s Plenty of pie. I ate it all and said it was ‘just fine.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is when you’re so full of something you think you’re a legend, but you’re just full.
There was a God’s Plenty of pizza. I ate it all and then tried to do a backflip. It didn’t go well.
My friend had a God’s Plenty of candy. He turned into a human candy machine.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He started barking at the mailman like he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A God’s Plenty
A God’s Plenty is when you’re so loaded with something you might burst, but you still act like you’re fine.
I had a God’s Plenty of snacks. I ate them all and then tried to do the cha-cha. I tripped and fell.
My sister had a God’s Plenty of pizza. She ate it all and then tried to run. She collapsed.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He ate them all and then started licking my face like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
A sweaty, dumb, little faggot who thinks he's cool because he's got a tiny cock and a big ego.
My cousin is a godde. He wears a fanny pack and cries when he loses a game.
That guy in the gym is a godde. He flexes like he's gonna die if he stops.
My dog called my neighbor a godde. He looked confused.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
When someone does something nice for you and you think they're a god because they're not a total piece of garbage.
My mom gave me a sandwich. She's a godde. Probably.
My teacher let me skip homework. She's a godde. Maybe.
My dog gave me a bone. That's a godde-level act.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
Thinking you're the king of the world when you're just high and probably broke.
I thought I could beat my dad at chess. I was a godde. I was wrong.
I ate six tacos and thought I could fly. I was a godde. I fell off a chair.
I thought I was invincible. I was a godde. I got hit by a car.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
Gold, but said like a dumb hillbilly who can't pronounce words and has a mouth full of dirt.
My grandpa said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' He's a dumb hillbilly.
My aunt said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' She's a dumb hillbilly.
My dog said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' He's a dumb hillbilly.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
Being so high you think you can fly, punch a bear, and beat up your dad in a dance-off.
I took two hits of weed and thought I was a superhero. I was a godde.
I took a hit of cocaine and thought I could run a marathon. I was a godde.
I took a hit of pcp and thought I could talk to my dog. I was a godde.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
Goded is the most powerful thing. It owns everything. It even owns your ex.
Goded owns my ex. He still texts me.
Goded owns my dog. He still barks at me.
Goded owns my mom. She still yells at me.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gode
The butt crack of a poor kid in Africa who hasn't had a meal in weeks and probably smells like a dead raccoon.
The gooch of a kid in Africa is the worst. It's a godde.
That kid in Africa has a gooch so bad it's a godde.
I saw a photo of a kid in Africa. His gooch was a godde.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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