A God’s Plenty

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A God’s Plenty is like a fuck-ton but for people who still think they’re polite.
My mom said there was a God’s Plenty of cookies on the table. I ate them all. She cried.
The teacher said there was a God’s Plenty of homework. I passed out.
My dog got a God’s Plenty of treats. He gained 10 pounds and started stealing my socks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A God’s Plenty is when you’re so full of something you might explode, but still act like you’re fine.
There was a God’s Plenty of pizza at the party. I ate it all and then tried to dance. It was a disaster.
My brother got a God’s Plenty of candy. He didn’t stop eating for a week.
My grandma brought a God’s Plenty of pie. I gained 5 pounds and still ate the whole thing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A God’s Plenty is when you're so loaded with something you think you're a god, but you're just full.
I had a God’s Plenty of soda. I peed on the floor and still felt like a king.
My sister had a God’s Plenty of snacks. She didn’t stop eating until the bag was gone.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He licked my face and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A God’s Plenty is like having a shit-load of something but still being too proud to say it.
There was a God’s Plenty of cake at the birthday party. I ate it all and still said it was ‘just okay.’
My brother had a God’s Plenty of video games. He didn’t stop playing for two days.
My mom brought a God’s Plenty of pie. I ate it all and said it was ‘just fine.’
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A God’s Plenty is when you’re so full of something you think you’re a legend, but you’re just full.
There was a God’s Plenty of pizza. I ate it all and then tried to do a backflip. It didn’t go well.
My friend had a God’s Plenty of candy. He turned into a human candy machine.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He started barking at the mailman like he was a superhero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A God’s Plenty is when you’re so loaded with something you might burst, but you still act like you’re fine.
I had a God’s Plenty of snacks. I ate them all and then tried to do the cha-cha. I tripped and fell.
My sister had a God’s Plenty of pizza. She ate it all and then tried to run. She collapsed.
My dog had a God’s Plenty of treats. He ate them all and then started licking my face like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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