Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sweaty, dumb, little faggot who thinks he's cool because he's got a tiny cock and a big ego.

My cousin is a godde. He wears a fanny pack and cries when he loses a game.

That guy in the gym is a godde. He flexes like he's gonna die if he stops.

My dog called my neighbor a godde. He looked confused.

2

When someone does something nice for you and you think they're a god because they're not a total piece of garbage.

My mom gave me a sandwich. She's a godde. Probably.

My teacher let me skip homework. She's a godde. Maybe.

My dog gave me a bone. That's a godde-level act.

3

Thinking you're the king of the world when you're just high and probably broke.

I thought I could beat my dad at chess. I was a godde. I was wrong.

I ate six tacos and thought I could fly. I was a godde. I fell off a chair.

I thought I was invincible. I was a godde. I got hit by a car.

4

Gold, but said like a dumb hillbilly who can't pronounce words and has a mouth full of dirt.

My grandpa said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' He's a dumb hillbilly.

My aunt said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' She's a dumb hillbilly.

My dog said 'gode' instead of 'gold.' He's a dumb hillbilly.

5

Being so high you think you can fly, punch a bear, and beat up your dad in a dance-off.

I took two hits of weed and thought I was a superhero. I was a godde.

I took a hit of cocaine and thought I could run a marathon. I was a godde.

I took a hit of pcp and thought I could talk to my dog. I was a godde.

6

Goded is the most powerful thing. It owns everything. It even owns your ex.

Goded owns my ex. He still texts me.

Goded owns my dog. He still barks at me.

Goded owns my mom. She still yells at me.

7

The butt crack of a poor kid in Africa who hasn't had a meal in weeks and probably smells like a dead raccoon.

The gooch of a kid in Africa is the worst. It's a godde.

That kid in Africa has a gooch so bad it's a godde.

I saw a photo of a kid in Africa. His gooch was a godde.