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A Head of Esteem
The crazy belief that you're the best person for the job even when you're clearly not.
I got this promotion because I said I'd take it. I didn't know it was a joke.
He thinks he's the king of the hill. He's just a fat guy on a throne.
She said she'd beat the game. It took her three tries and a cheat code.
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A Head of Esteem
That dumb feeling you get when you think you can handle whatever comes next, even if it's a disaster.
He told me he could finish the project by Friday. Now it's Tuesday and it's still not done.
She said she'd handle the meeting. Now she's hiding in the bathroom.
He said he'd eat the whole pizza. Now he's passed out on the floor.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head of Esteem
The fake bravery you use when you're actually scared but you don't want to admit it.
He said he'd fight the bull. Now he's crying in the corner.
She told me she'd do the presentation. Now she's hiding behind her laptop.
He said he'd take the blame. Now he's texting me to say he didn't do it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head of Esteem
When you're so full of yourself that you think you're the only one who can fix everything.
He said he could fix the computer. Now it's broken and he's on the floor.
She said she could cook dinner. Now it's just burnt toast and sadness.
He said he'd clean the room. Now it's a mess and he's in the trash can.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head of Esteem
The fake confidence you use to trick people into thinking you're actually good at something.
He said he could fix the car. Now it's in the ditch and he's walking home.
She said she'd do the math test. Now she's crying over a question about fractions.
He said he'd win the game. Now he's sitting on the bench with a popsicle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head Full Of Nickels
A brain full of nickels means someone so dumb they forget their own name and think they're a toaster.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He forgot where he lived and tried to move into a fridge.
My teacher says I'm a head full of nickels because I still think the moon is made of cheese.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He barked at a banana and tried to eat it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can't remember anything and thinks they're the president of nothing.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the president of the pizza shop.
My mom says my brother is a head full of nickels because he forgot his own birthday.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to pay for a soda with a chicken.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own face and thinks they’re a celebrity.
My neighbor is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a rockstar and sings to his cat every morning.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He tried to run for mayor and got 2 votes.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the barista he was the king of the coffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who forgets everything and thinks they’re a genius.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He told the teacher he invented math and got a D.
My cousin is a head full of nickels. He tried to build a spaceship with Legos and it exploded.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s a robot and tries to talk to the vacuum.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Head Full Of Nickels
A head full of nickels is someone who can’t remember their own name and thinks they’re a superhero.
My brother is a head full of nickels. He told the cops he was the Flash and ran into a wall.
My dog is a head full of nickels. He thinks he’s Batman and tries to save the couch every day.
My friend is a head full of nickels. He tried to fight a dragon and got eaten by a goat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who has more enemies than friends. She talks shit behind your back and thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She's got a face like a slapped potato and a brain like a fried egg.
Hayley: 'I didn't say anything.' (She texted everyone about you crying in the bathroom.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being nice.' (She stole your lunch and told your crush you were a psycho.)
Hayley: 'I'm not mad.' (She's been making fun of you for two weeks.)
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A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's got a laugh that could make a statue giggle. She's a bit of a dork but she's also a total beast when she's mad. She'll help you out even if you've been a total pain.
Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words carefully.' (She threw your math test in the trash.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I'm just being honest.' (She said your haircut looked like a raccoon had attacked you.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's hot, funny, and smart but she doesn't realize it. She'll laugh at your jokes and then make you cry with her own. She’s got a temper, but it's only when you’re being a total jackass.
Hayley: 'I didn’t say anything.' (She told your crush you had a face like a sad potato.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your teacher think you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I'm not mad. I'm just choosing my words.' (She drew a mustache on your face.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who's got a voice like an angel and a heart like a saint. She's loyal, creative, and will drop everything to help you out. But don’t mess with her, because she’s got a laugh that could make a ghost cry.
Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your crush you were a total mess.)
Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She sent your teacher a picture of you eating a cheeseburger at 3 AM.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She told your mom you were a troublemaker.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who makes your day better just by being there. She’s got a smile that can light up a room and a heart that’s too big for her own body. She’s the kind of girl who’ll save you from your own stupidity.
Hayley: 'I didn't do anything.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)
Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a troublemaker.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a total mess.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who’s so beautiful she could make a rock jealous. She’s got a brain that could solve the universe and a heart that could beat the whole world. She’ll take your side even if you’ve been a total pain.
Hayley: 'I wasn't being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a sad potato.)
Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hayley
A Hayley is a girl who’s got a brain like a genius, a laugh like a monster, and a heart like a hero. She’ll help you when you need it and will make you cry when you don’t. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make your life better even if you’re a total pain.
Hayley: 'I wasn’t being mean.' (She told your crush you had the face of a raccoon.)
Hayley: 'I was just being friendly.' (She told your teacher you were a total mess.)
Hayley: 'I was just being nice.' (She made your mom think you were a disaster.)
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house where the ghost hits you in the back with a giant A
I walked into the haunted house and got smacked in the back with an A. I thought it was a sign from the ghost. It wasn't. It was a warning.
The ghost in the haunted house hit me with an A so hard, I fell over. I didn't get up for three days.
I went to the haunted house and got a Back Smack A. It felt like my back was on fire and the ghost was yelling, 'You failed!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house where you get hit with a giant A from behind like a slap from the devil
I entered the haunted house and got hit with a giant A. I cried. The ghost laughed.
The Back Smack A hit me so hard, my pants fell off. I didn't care. The ghost cared.
I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house and screamed so loud, the ghost got scared.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Haunted house Back Smack A
A haunted house that gives you a giant A in the back like you just got yelled at by your teacher
I got a Back Smack A in the haunted house. It felt like my teacher was behind me, yelling at me.
The haunted house gave me a Back Smack A. My back hurt for a week. My pride hurt for a month.
I walked into the haunted house, got hit with an A, and I swear I saw my teacher in the ghost's eyes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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