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A Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain was a loser who got famous. He married a loser. He died a loser. He was the best loser who ever lived.
My mom said he was a loser. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
My teacher said he was the best. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
My friend said he was the best. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
A Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain seemed cool. I didn't know him, but I liked his music. His band was good. He was the best.
I said he was cool. My friend said he was cool. My brother said he was cool. He was cool.
My mom said he was cool. My teacher said he was cool. My dog said he was cool. He was cool.
I said he was cool. My friend said he was cool. My brother said he was cool. He was cool.
A Kunz
The ultimate legend. Built like a god, laughs like a hyena, and makes everyone else look like a sad, sweaty potato.
'That Kunz just walked in and I lost my mind.'
'He’s the reason I skipped gym today.'
'He’s like the human version of a burger. Perfect.'
A Kunz
A drunk guy who thinks he's going to end up with Jessica Alba and still manages to look like he just got out of a trash can.
'He’s the reason I don’t drink.'
'He told me he dated Jessica Alba. I believe him. He looks like he dated her.'
'He tried to flirt with me. I gave him a beer.'
A Kunz
Higher than a hard motherfucker. You don’t mess with the Kunz or you get the worst kind of beatdown.
'Don’t even think about talking to him. He’ll rip you apart.'
'He looked at me and I ran.'
'He’s the reason I’ve never had a fight in my life.'
A Kunz
A fat, Mexican, Jewish guy who thinks he’s a superhero at every sport and tries to flirt with every girl like they owe him money.
'He ran into me at the gym and asked if I wanted to date him.'
'He said he was going to win the Olympics.'
'He tried to flirt with my mom.'
A Kunz
That one guy who makes your heart go boom and then breaks it with a single glance the next day. And it’s not just you. Everyone gets Kunzed.
'He walked in, and my heart dropped. Then I saw him with someone else.'
'He’s the reason my friends all have heartbreaks.'
'He’s like the love of my life, but he’s not mine.'
A Kunz
A guy who’s the worst at everything. He’s ugly, dumb, and thinks he’s the king of the world.
'He tried to flirt with me. I felt bad for him.'
'He’s like a bad version of a cool guy.'
'He’s the reason I hate most guys.'
A Kunz
A witch who’s not just evil. She’s the kind of witch who makes your life a living hell.
'She turned my dog into a chicken.'
'She cursed my math teacher.'
'She’s the reason I failed spelling.'
A Kuckian
A butt hole that’s so messed up it looks like it’s trying to escape the body and get a job somewhere else.
My uncle’s A Kuckian is so bad, he can’t sit down without a whole team of doctors helping him.
She showed her A Kuckian to the class and no one looked back.
He got an A Kuckian during the big fight and it was the most embarrassing moment of the year.
A Kuckian
When your backside is so broken, it’s like the inside of your butt is giving you the finger.
My dog’s A Kuckian is so bad, he can’t even eat without crying.
During the talent show, she did a dance and her A Kuckian was the highlight.
He got an A Kuckian from laughing so hard at his own joke.
A Kuckian
A butt hole that looks like it’s about to quit its job and go on vacation.
At the family reunion, my cousin’s A Kuckian was so bad, we had to start a new tradition to cover it up.
He got an A Kuckian from eating too much pizza and now he can’t wear shorts.
Her A Kuckian was so bad, the whole school started a petition to give her a medal.
A Kristen Orcino
An American girl from Asia who's a total whore and sends naked pictures to British guys. She's also a clumsy idiot and can't think straight.
She sent a blurry selfie to Liam and said, 'I’m tired, but I’m still hot.'
She tripped over her own feet while trying to text a boy.
She texted her crush, 'I love you, but I also hate you.'
A Kristen Orcino
A huge Asian-American dork who sends bare pictures to British boys. She's also a brainless mess and can't keep her mouth shut.
She sent a picture of her butt to Harry and said, 'Look at this masterpiece.'
She spilled her drink on her phone while texting a boy.
She yelled, 'I love you!' at the top of her lungs in the hallway.
A Kristen Orcino
A total Asian-American mess who sends naked pictures to British boys. She's also a dumb, clumsy, and can't stop talking nonsense.
She sent a picture of her face and said, 'I look like a hot mess, but I'm still hot.'
She dropped her phone in the toilet while texting a boy.
She said, 'I'm in love with you and also hate you, but I'm still cool.'
A Kramer
A man with a meat factory attached to his crotch. He’s got so much junk, he could build a meat empire. His penis hangs so low, it leaves tire marks on the sidewalk. He loves wrecking bitches’ bank accounts and hitting every wall like a drunk man at a rave.
Kramer walked in with a chicken in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other, like he was planning a murder.
He came in so fast, he knocked over the fridge and a full plate of lasagna.
Kramer burst in and immediately started yelling about a deal with the devil.
A Kramer
Jerry’s weirdo neighbor from Seinfeld. His name is Cosmo. He wears a hat like a lunatic and thinks he’s a business man.
Cosmo came to Jerry’s apartment with a giant hat and a plan to take over the world.
He wore a hat so big, it looked like it was trying to escape.
Cosmo showed up at Jerry’s apartment with a chicken and a dream.
A Kramer
To crash through a door like a lunatic and immediately start talking about something crazy, usually with a weird look on your face and messy hair.
He walked through the door like a man who just escaped a prison.
He came in with messy hair and a plan to rob a bank.
He burst through the door and started talking about a secret society.
A Kramer
To pop into a room so fast, you startle the person so much, they either pee their pants or drop their phone in a lake.
He appeared in the middle of Jerry’s apartment like a ghost.
He popped in so fast, Jerry dropped his coffee on the floor.
He came in like a ninja and scared the living daylights out of Elaine.
A Kramer
A man who bursts into places like a maniac. It messes up everyone’s day. People get distracted, conversations die, and someone ends up getting cockblocked.
He burst into the office and started talking about a new business idea.
He walked into a restaurant and ruined someone’s date.
He came into the apartment and scared the pants off Elaine.
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