A Kurt Cobain

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A Kurt Cobain is when you blow your load in your own face while jerking off. It's gross, it's stupid, and it's the best thing ever.
My dog did this while I was watching TV. I didn't even notice.
I did this in my math class. The teacher gave me a D for effort.
My little brother did this in the shower. He screamed like a girl.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Kurt Cobain is the guy who sang for a band called Nirvana. You know the one. The one that made everyone stop listening to metal.
My mom said he was the best singer ever. I said he was the best singer who ever existed.
My friend said he was cool. I said he was the king of cool.
My brother said he died. I said he got what he deserved.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kurt Cobain was the lead singer of Nirvana. He made songs that made people cry, scream, and throw things. He was a genius, and he died in a stupid way.
I cried when I heard he died. My friend cried when I cried.
My dog howled when I played his music. My neighbor called the cops.
My teacher said he was a legend. I said he was a legend who died like a loser.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kurt Cobain was the last great rock star. He made music that touched souls and made people mad. He was the best, and he died too soon.
My friend said he was the best rock star ever. I said he was the best rock star who ever lived.
My little brother said he was a legend. I said he was a legend who died like a baby.
My teacher said he changed the world. I said he changed it and then messed it up.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kurt Cobain and Nirvana made rock music better. They ended metal and made everyone like him. He was the best, and he died like a moron.
I said he was the best. My friend said he was the best. My brother said he was the best. I said he was the best.
My dog said he was the best. My teacher said he was the best. My mom said he was the best.
I said he was the best. My friend said he was the best. My brother said he was the best. He was the best.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kurt Cobain was a loser who got famous. He married a loser. He died a loser. He was the best loser who ever lived.
My mom said he was a loser. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
My teacher said he was the best. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
My friend said he was the best. I said he was the best loser who ever lived.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Kurt Cobain seemed cool. I didn't know him, but I liked his music. His band was good. He was the best.
I said he was cool. My friend said he was cool. My brother said he was cool. He was cool.
My mom said he was cool. My teacher said he was cool. My dog said he was cool. He was cool.
I said he was cool. My friend said he was cool. My brother said he was cool. He was cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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