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A Maggs
A maggot. Like, the kind that lives in your sandwich and makes you sick. But it’s also a nickname for a guy who’s too dumb to know the difference.
Maggs is like a maggot in your sandwich. Gross. 🥪
He’s a maggot. And he doesn’t even know it. 🐛
Maggs is the maggot of the group. And he’s still trying to be cool. 😴
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggs
A guy named Magnus who’s super sweet, but he’s also the worst at CS. Like, he can’t even figure out how to log in.
Magnus is sweet. But he can’t even log into his computer. 🖥️
He’s like a sweet boy who can’t figure out how to type. 😭
Magnus is the sweetest. But he’s the worst at CS. Like, totally the worst. 🤣
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggs
A girl who tries to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she’s still crying about her ex.
Maggs is like a sweet girl who turns into a total brat when she’s mad. 😡
She’s trying to be nice, but she’s also a total brat. And she still cries about her ex. 😭
Maggs is sweet. Then she turns into a brat and cries over her ex. 🥺
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic Balloon
A thing you’re so glad you found it you want to punch the sky and shout your joy.
I found a free pizza coupon in my sock. Magic balloon, baby!
My crush texted me first. Magic balloon, I’m gonna cry.
Found a $20 bill on the sidewalk. Magic balloon, I’m rich.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Magic Balloon
When something drops in your lap like it’s tired of being useful and just wants to be noticed.
My mom gave me a car. Magic balloon, I’m not even 18 yet.
My ex came back and asked me out. Magic balloon, I’m confused.
I got a raise and a promotion. Magic balloon, I’m gonna get a drink.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A white girl who acts like a Karen but uses woke stuff to sass BIPOC
@A_Madison is basically a Karen in a hoodie
She used the word 'intersectional' to argue that I didn't belong in the group
She called me 'oppressed' because I didn't want to do a group project.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A girl with blue eyes or hazel eyes who thinks she's ugly but is actually hot and loves to eat
She said she was 'just average' but looked like a goddess in a hoodie
She cried when I told her she was beautiful
She ate three burgers and still said she was 'just average'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A shy girl who loves hoodies and will die if you leave her alone
She DM'd me and said, 'I would rather be dead than alone'
She cried when her friend broke up with her
She wore a hoodie every day and said it 'saved her soul'.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A girl who is shy but will make you laugh until you cry and is super smart
She told the class she was 'not smart' but got an A+
She made a joke about the teacher's hair and the class laughed for 10 minutes
She said she was 'just average' but aced the test.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A girl who is super nice and would do anything for her friends but thinks she's ugly
She helped me study for the test and said she was 'just average'
She cried when I told her she was beautiful
She said she would 'die' if I left her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
A girl so beautiful that even towns were named after her and she's a total legend
She's so beautiful that even the town is named after her
She looked like a goddess when she walked in
She was so beautiful that the teacher named a test after her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Madison
The most perfect girl who's short but that's just adorable and she's amazing
She's so short that she looks like a kid
She said she was 'just average' but was perfect
She's so short that I find it 'adorable' and I make fun of her every day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggot dick
A maggot dick is when your willy is so icy and numb it looks like it's about to die. You gotta peel it back like it's a dead slug before you can pee or it'll squish your balls.
My maggot dick was so cold I had to pee on my hand to warm it up.
He tried to pee and his maggot dick just folded like a dead fish.
My maggot dick was so numb I couldn't tell if it was attached to me or not.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggot dick
A maggot dick is a tiny, pale cock that looks like it came out of a white guy’s breakfast.
My maggot dick is so small it fits in a teacup.
He had a maggot dick so white it blinded me.
That maggot dick looked like it belonged on a plate at a brunch.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggot dick
A maggot dick is when your cock is so small and pale it looks like it’s been sitting in a jar of milk for a week.
He had a maggot dick so small it looked like a shrimp.
My maggot dick is so pale it’s like it’s been bleached.
That maggot dick looked like it came out of a cow.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maggot dick
A maggot dick is when little white bugs live on your cock and sing show tunes while they eat your skin.
Those maggots on my cock sing 'Let It Go' and eat my skin.
He’s got maggot dicks and they all dance to ' YMCA'.
My maggot dicks are so gay they all got a PhD in drama.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maddy
Having sex during a period is like getting hit by a truck and then told you have to clean up the mess.
Bro, I had sex with her on her period. It was like being in a warzone and I was the only one wearing a helmet.
My mom found out I had sex with my cousin on her period. She said I was a disgrace and I was grounded for life.
I tried to have sex with my girlfriend on her period. I left with a broken heart and a sore back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maddy
Maddi is your best friend. She’s sweet, but if you mess with her, she’ll rip your heart out and make you eat it.
Maddi protected me from my ex. I didn’t know she had a secret weapon and a knife.
I got on Maddi’s bad side. I now have a tattoo of her face on my arm and I have to give her 10% of my paycheck.
Maddi’s best friend is a total legend. She doesn’t just protect people, she protects the weak.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maddy
Maddi is the most amazing person. She’s like a superhero who wears pajamas and eats cereal for dinner.
Maddi saved my life once. She kicked my ex’s ass and then made me a sandwich.
My life is better because of Maddi. She’s like a glitter bomb in a world of dirt.
Maddi is the best thing that ever happened to me. I think she’s part angel and part mad scientist.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Maddy
Maddi is a wild, crazy, and totally cool person. She’s fun and she doesn’t back down.
Maddi is like a tornado with a personality. She’s loud and she’s proud of it.
Maddi’s crazy, but I love her for it. She’s like my personal hype man.
Maddi is wild, but she’s also smart. She’s the kind of person who would beat you up and then help you with your math homework.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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