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A way of saying you're broke, like when your wallet screams at you.

I'm broke like Gordon Brown, and my wallet is screaming at me.

I'm on a budget like a man who can't afford a proper meal.

I'm broke like a tax man who can't even buy his own whiskey.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A fat, angry man who's the leader of Britain and should be shot for his crimes.

He's a fat, angry man who should be shot for being prime minister.

He's the prime minister who looks like he's been f***ed over by life.

He's the reason Britain should have a bullet to the head.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A guy who thinks he's a hero for saving the world, but he's just a man in a suit.

He's the guy who thinks he saved the world, but he's just a man in a suit.

He saved the world and still can't afford a decent meal.

He's a man in a suit who thinks he's a hero.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is a stupid mistake. Like when a brainless person does something dumb because they have no brains and act like a donkey.

You spilled your coffee on your laptop. That was a Gordon.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi by unplugging the router. Classic Gordon.

She yelled at the mailman for no reason. Full-blown Gordon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When someone is on a Discord call and says 'b-' then quits. Like they got scared and ran away.

He said 'b-' and left. A Gordon for the ages.

She said 'b-' and vanished. A Gordon in disguise.

He said 'b-' and hung up. A Gordon’s legacy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is a type of money used for buying Tesla stock. It's like a weird currency made by a fortune teller who thought the sky was going to fall.

He bought 10 Gordons. He's rich now, or he's just delusional.

She said 'I'm investing in a Gordon.' That was a mistake.

He said 'I'm buying new Gordons.' He’s doomed.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is a person who drives you insane. They are either your best friend or the one who makes you want to scream into a pillow.

He was my best friend. Then he became a Gordon. Now I hate him.

She was my favorite person. Then she became a Gordon. Now I cry.

He was my hero. Then he became a Gordon. Now I want to punch him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is the need to feel good about yourself. Like when you're too selfish to care about anyone else.

He just bought a new car. He's a Gordon. He only cares about himself.

She got a promotion. She's a Gordon. She thinks she's the best.

He ate the last slice of pizza. He's a Gordon. He only thinks about himself.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is your best friend. He’s always making you laugh. He’s like a drug you can’t quit. You’ll miss him when he’s gone.

He made me laugh every day. He’s a Gordon. I’ll miss him forever.

He’s my best friend. He’s a Gordon. I’ll never forget him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s the reason I smile. He’s the reason I cry.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Gordon is a Russian spy or a vampire. He uses his dog Ellie to spy on you. He’s like a monster from a nightmare.

He’s a Gordon. His dog Ellie spies on me. I can’t sleep.

He’s a Gordon. He looks like a vampire. I’m scared of him.

He’s a Gordon. He’s a spy and a vampire. He’s the worst.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A goose is a backstabber who would punch you in the face if they had to.

My best friend turned out to be a goose. I trusted him. He turned me in to the principal.

My mom is a goose. She promised me ice cream and then gave me broccoli.

My teacher is a goose. She said I could leave early, then gave me 10 extra problems.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Goosing is when you stick a feather in someone's butt and laugh like a maniac.

I went to the store, came back, and my friend goosed me in front of the cashier.

My brother goosed me during math class. I got a detention.

My dad goosed me before he left for work. I still haven’t forgiven him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Getting goosed is the worst thing that ever happened to you. You'll never be the same.

I got goosed by my crush and now I hate my crush.

My sister goosed me at the party and I ran out crying.

My neighbor goosed me and now I don’t want to be friends with him.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A goose is a tiny gun that shoots bullets like it's a boss.

I saw my brother holding a goose and I thought he was going to die.

My friend used a goose to shoot his little brother. It was awesome.

I got a goose for my birthday. I shot my dog with it. It was a good day.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Honk honk honk is when a goose is angry and wants to fight you.

I heard honk honk honk and I ran away from the park.

My mom honked at me when I didn’t do my homework.

I honked at my brother and he went to the hospital.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A goose is a bird that chases you like you owe it money.

I walked past a goose and it chased me all the way home.

The goose at the park chased me and my friend. We both ran like fools.

I tried to pet a goose and it hissed and chased me for 10 minutes.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A goose is a fat white girl who wears too much glitter and doesn’t know how to dress.

My friend is a goose. She wears glitter every day and still doesn’t know how to dress.

My neighbor is a goose. She wears glitter and goes to the store in pajamas.

My crush is a goose. She wears glitter and I don’t know what to do.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A brainy know-it-all who thinks they're the smartest person in the room, even though they probably got their vocabulary from a dictionary and a trash can.

@SmartGuy123: I know 127 synonyms for 'smart' and I'm not even done yet.

My cousin thinks he's a Google because he knows the difference between 'affect' and 'effect', which are both stupid words.

My teacher called me a Google because I used the word 'serendipity' in a sentence. It was a mistake.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When you go to GOOGLE. com and type in 'google' like you're trying to summon a demon and hope it doesn't eat your soul.

Bro, I just did a Google and my computer started crying.

I Googled 'google' and now my phone is haunted.

I did a Google and my internet connection ran away.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

When you're too dumb to remember where you are and just keep typing 'google' into Google like it's a game show and you're the worst contestant.

I did Google 50 times because I thought I was on Facebook.

My friend typed 'google' into Google 47 times and now he can't remember his own name.

I was on Google and forgot where I was so I just typed 'google' 69 times.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

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