Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A goose is a backstabber who would punch you in the face if they had to.

My best friend turned out to be a goose. I trusted him. He turned me in to the principal.

My mom is a goose. She promised me ice cream and then gave me broccoli.

My teacher is a goose. She said I could leave early, then gave me 10 extra problems.

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Goosing is when you stick a feather in someone's butt and laugh like a maniac.

I went to the store, came back, and my friend goosed me in front of the cashier.

My brother goosed me during math class. I got a detention.

My dad goosed me before he left for work. I still haven’t forgiven him.

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Getting goosed is the worst thing that ever happened to you. You'll never be the same.

I got goosed by my crush and now I hate my crush.

My sister goosed me at the party and I ran out crying.

My neighbor goosed me and now I don’t want to be friends with him.

4

A goose is a tiny gun that shoots bullets like it's a boss.

I saw my brother holding a goose and I thought he was going to die.

My friend used a goose to shoot his little brother. It was awesome.

I got a goose for my birthday. I shot my dog with it. It was a good day.

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Honk honk honk is when a goose is angry and wants to fight you.

I heard honk honk honk and I ran away from the park.

My mom honked at me when I didn’t do my homework.

I honked at my brother and he went to the hospital.

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A goose is a bird that chases you like you owe it money.

I walked past a goose and it chased me all the way home.

The goose at the park chased me and my friend. We both ran like fools.

I tried to pet a goose and it hissed and chased me for 10 minutes.

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A goose is a fat white girl who wears too much glitter and doesn’t know how to dress.

My friend is a goose. She wears glitter every day and still doesn’t know how to dress.

My neighbor is a goose. She wears glitter and goes to the store in pajamas.

My crush is a goose. She wears glitter and I don’t know what to do.