Discover Slang

A Pink Bird
A pink bird is when someone screams like they’re being attacked by a giant, angry, very loud, very confused walrus.
My sister did a pink bird scream when she lost her phone.
My teacher did a pink bird scream when the lights went out.
My dog did a pink bird scream when it saw a vacuum.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is the worst ex you ever had. They were like candy at first, but then they turned into a prickly nightmare.
My ex is a pineapple. I thought we were gonna be together forever. Then they turned into a complete prick.
My ex is a pineapple. They were sweet, then they were like a cactus with a attitude.
My ex is a pineapple. I had to rip my heart out just to get away from them.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is where SpongeBob lives. It’s not just a house. It’s a literal pineapple. You’re welcome.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. That’s not just a house. That’s a literal pineapple.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a shoe. That’s not fair.
SpongeBob lives in a pineapple. I live in a broom closet. That’s not a house.
A Pineapple
What the hell are you doing looking up the definition of a pineapple? You’re a total idiot.
What the hell are you doing looking up pineapple? You’re a total idiot.
You’re looking up pineapple? You’re worse than my kid’s math homework.
Looking up pineapple? You should be eating it, not defining it.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is a loud, obnoxious, and stupid chant that makes your brain hurt.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? That’s stupid. I know who it is.
That pineapple chant is louder than my kid’s screaming.
That pineapple chant is so loud. I think my ears are gonna fall off.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is when your boss shoves a spikey fruit up your butt. It hurts and it’s a total mess.
My boss gave me a pineapple. It was like a spikey fruit up my butt. It hurt.
They gave me a pineapple. I think I still have spikey fruit in my butt.
That pineapple was the worst dressing-down I ever had. I feel like I was born from a fruit.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is a secret code. You say it instead of ‘That’s what she said’ so no one gets suspicious.
I said pineapple instead of ‘That’s what she said.’ It was a total secret code.
I used pineapple as a code. My coworker didn’t even know what I was talking about.
Pineapple is a code. It’s like a spy mission. Only I’m the spy.
A Pineapple
A pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It’s the best thing to ever happen to your life.
Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. It makes everything better.
Pineapple is like a cum sweetener. You’re welcome.
Pineapple is the cum sweetener of the world. It’s the best.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A dumb-ass character from Boondocks who thinks his full name is way cooler than anyone else's. He gets mad if you shorten it to 'Slickback' like it's some kind of insult.
'I'm not Slickback, I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!' he yells at the bus driver.
He threw a cheeseburger at a kid for calling him 'Slickback' in the cafeteria.
He tried to rap his full name into the microphone at the school talent show.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A flashy, self-centered pimp from Boondocks who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread. Also used when someone says something dumb.
'You don't know who you're messing with! I'm A Pimp Named Slickback!' he says like he's the king of the world.
When my friend said 'I'm a king' I said 'No, you're A Pimp Named Slickback.'
My teacher called me A Pimp Named Slickback for not doing my homework.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A fake pimp from a cartoon who thinks he's super rich and fancy. Also used to describe someone who thinks they're way better than they really are.
My cousin acts like he's A Pimp Named Slickback because he has a green shirt on.
She says she's A Pimp Named Slickback whenever she gets a B on a test.
He called the pizza guy A Pimp Named Slickback because he messed up the order.
A Pimp Named Slickback
A stupid drink that tastes like a mix of lime, rum, and almond. It's like the worst cocktail ever made.
I drank that Slickback drink and it tasted like my cousin's shoes.
My mom made me a Slickback drink and I threw it at the wall.
That Slickback drink was so bad I called the bartender a fake pimp.
A Pillow Case
a person who’s so dumb they think clouds are made of pillows
My cousin is a pillow case. He thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel.
That guy got fired because he told his boss the office was haunted by pillow cases.
My mom says I’m a pillow case because I still believe in Santa.
A Pillow Case
fill one with door knobs and you've got a weapon that can beat up a cop
I filled my pillow case with keys and beat up my brother like a cop.
She used a pillow case full of padlocks to smash her ex’s face.
That guy took a pillow case full of hinges and knocked out three guys at a bar.
A Pillow Case
what you put on the ugliest person you’re about to bang; also used to hide the mess when you’re done
I put a pillow case on my neighbor and then I made him my lunch.
She wore a pillow case over her face while I ate her alive.
He used a pillow case to hide the blood after he beat up his girlfriend.
A Pillow Case
when you shoot a bird so hard its feathers go everywhere like a exploded pillow
He shot a pigeon so hard, the feathers flew like confetti.
She shot a chicken and it looked like someone exploded a pillow.
That guy shot a bird so hard, it looked like a pillow got hit by a grenade.
A Pillow Case
when you put a pillow case over someone’s head and then hit them with a hammer like a sadistic god
He put a pillow case over my head and hit me with a hammer like I was a dummy.
She used a pillow case and a claw hammer to beat up her ex.
That guy put a pillow case on his brother and hit him like he was a punching bag.
A Pillow Case
when you punch a woman so hard her shirt moves like a sail in the wind
He punched his girlfriend so hard, her shirt flew like a flag.
She got punched in the breast and it looked like a sailboat in a storm.
He punched his mom and her shirt went flying like a bird.
A Pillow Case
a dead person; someone who’s so dead they don’t even know they’re dead
He’s a pillow case. He died and still doesn’t know.
My uncle is a pillow case. He’s been dead for 10 years and still thinks he’s alive.
That guy is a pillow case. He died and now he just sits there like a couch.
A Piece of Dust
A tiny annoying speck that destroys machines and always beats the crap out of anyone who dares to fight it.
My printer died because of a piece of dust. It was like it got a PhD in destruction.
That piece of dust just laughed in my face during the gladiator match. I got beat up twice.
My dad said the piece of dust was the devil in disguise. I believe him now.
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