A Shitload of
A long word for a whole bunch. Like when you're at the grocery store and you get a whole bunch of snacks.
He had a shitload of snacks.
There was a shitload of people at the party.
She brought a shitload of gifts.
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A Shitload of
The amount of cow poop that fills up the back of a big truck. Wet poop counts double.
That truck was full of a shitload of poop.
The farmer had a shitload of manure.
That cow had a shitload of crap.
A Shitload of
A way to describe how bad a group of people is. Like when your class is a shitload of troublemakers.
My class is a shitload of troublemakers.
That team was a shitload of losers.
That group was a shitload of jerks.
A Shitload of
A number that means 47. It's the best number. Don't confuse it with other numbers like 100 or 12.
That number was a shitload.
He got a shitload on his test.
That math problem was a shitload.
A Shithouse
When you’re so drunk you don’t know your own name and you’re still trying to fight a wall.
I drank six beers and tried to punch the fridge. It didn’t work.
My cousin got so shithoused he tried to explain quantum physics to a chicken.
I woke up in a park wearing my socks and a sandwich.
A Shithouse
When a big team gets smashed by a tiny team and everyone’s like, 'What? Why? They’re tiny!'
Man United lost to a team with fewer fans than my grandma’s knitting circle.
Liverpool got beaten by a team that only has one player who knows how to pass.
Arsenal got destroyed by a team that plays on a football field the size of a shoebox.
A Shithouse
Cheating, backstabbing, and doing whatever it takes to win, even if it means spitting in your opponent’s face.
He used a monkey to cheat in the race. The monkey won.
She stole the exam answers and then blamed the teacher.
He took the last slice of pizza and called it a 'strategic move.'
A Shithouse
So drunk you think you’re a superhero and you’re fighting invisible enemies.
I tried to fly and ended up faceplanting into a trash can.
I thought my dog was a villain and tried to beat him with a spoon.
I told my mom I was the king of the universe and she gave me a look.
A Shithouse
The worst person you’ve ever met. They’re like the scum on the bottom of your shoe and they’ve got no morals.
He stole my lunch money and then pretended he didn’t know me.
She lied to her whole family and nobody noticed.
He cheated on his girlfriend and then called her a 'failure.'
A Shithouse
A place where people do the worst things ever, or a person who’s always doing the worst things ever.
The shithouse was a place where people threw pies at each other for fun.
He’s a shithouse because he eats my food and calls it a 'trade.'
That restaurant is a shithouse. The food tastes like my brother’s gym socks.
A Shithouse
Ashley Barnes. That’s it. He’s the reason we all know what a shithouse is.
Ashley Barnes is the reason I don’t trust my teammates anymore.
He’s a shithouse in disguise. Just like me.
He’s so bad at football, I think he’s trying to make the game lose on purpose.
A Shitbender
A Shitbender is a movie that takes a cool show and turns it into a turd. It’s directed by a guy who thinks he’s a genius but is really just a garbage man in a suit. They even make white people play Asian kids, which is like watching a dumbass try to cook a gourmet meal with a toaster.
I watched this movie, and my brain died. It was like being hit with a brick made of bad decisions.
This film is so bad, even the flying buffalo looked insulted.
I’d rather clean toilets than sit through this mess.
A Shitbender
A Shitbender is like a gay anime that’s so dumb, it makes your brain feel like it’s been stepped on. It has a bald kid on a flying buffalo, and it’s so bad, it makes regular anime look like a masterpiece.
This anime is so gay, my gay uncle said it was too gay for him.
I fell asleep watching this, and my dreams were also bad.
This is like watching a dog try to do yoga.
A Shitbender
A Shitbender is someone who lies so much, they could make a mountain out of a molehill and still call it a hill. They talk like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a housekeeper who thinks they’re a rock star.
I said I got job offers from all the big tech companies. I didn’t. I just got a raise from my boss.
I told my mom I was rich, but I still live in my mom’s basement.
I told my friends I was famous, but no one knows who I am.
A Shit fuck stack
A Shit fuck stack is when your boss and manager throw you a mountain of work they’re too lazy to do and too scared to admit they messed up.
My boss gave me 10 tickets to fix and said 'do them all or I’ll get fired.' I said 'you’re already fired.'
My team leader passed down a pile of broken code and said 'just fix it, I’m not getting blamed.'
My boss gave me a stack of work and said 'I don’t want to be blamed for this.' I said 'you’re already blamed for everything.'
A Shit fuck stack
A Shit fuck stack is when you get a pile of junk on top of a pile of junk because someone else was too dumb to handle it.
I got a Shit fuck stack and it looked like a trash can exploded in my face.
My manager gave me a stack of broken programs and said 'just make it work.'
I got three layers of bad work on top of each other and I nearly cried.
A Shit Load
A shit load is when you're trying to carry everything at once and it feels like your arms are about to rip off.
I tried to carry a shit load of groceries and my arms gave out.
She had a shit load of books and dropped half of them.
He brought a shit load of pizza to the party and ate it all.
A Shit Load
A shit load is like when you're full of crap and you're not even close to being done.
He had a shit load of work to do before the weekend.
She ate a shit load of candy and got a stomachache.
The teacher gave us a shit load of homework.
A Shit Load
A shit load is more than just a few, it’s a bunch of stuff that makes you want to scream.
He had a shit load of problems to deal with.
The kid brought a shit load of toys to school.
She had a shit load of drama in her life.
A Shit Load
A shit load is like when you’re trying to carry something and it feels like it’s going to crush you.
He had a shit load of bags on his back.
She carried a shit load of boxes up the stairs.
The guy had a shit load of stuff in his arms.