A Shitbender
A Shitbender is someone who lies so much, they could make a mountain out of a molehill and still call it a hill. They talk like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a housekeeper who thinks they’re a rock star.
I said I got job offers from all the big tech companies. I didn’t. I just got a raise from my boss.
I told my mom I was rich, but I still live in my mom’s basement.
I told my friends I was famous, but no one knows who I am.