A Shitbender

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A Shitbender is a movie that takes a cool show and turns it into a turd. It’s directed by a guy who thinks he’s a genius but is really just a garbage man in a suit. They even make white people play Asian kids, which is like watching a dumbass try to cook a gourmet meal with a toaster.

I watched this movie, and my brain died. It was like being hit with a brick made of bad decisions.

This film is so bad, even the flying buffalo looked insulted.

I’d rather clean toilets than sit through this mess.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Shitbender is like a gay anime that’s so dumb, it makes your brain feel like it’s been stepped on. It has a bald kid on a flying buffalo, and it’s so bad, it makes regular anime look like a masterpiece.

This anime is so gay, my gay uncle said it was too gay for him.

I fell asleep watching this, and my dreams were also bad.

This is like watching a dog try to do yoga.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Shitbender is someone who lies so much, they could make a mountain out of a molehill and still call it a hill. They talk like they’re the king of the world, but they’re just a housekeeper who thinks they’re a rock star.

I said I got job offers from all the big tech companies. I didn’t. I just got a raise from my boss.

I told my mom I was rich, but I still live in my mom’s basement.

I told my friends I was famous, but no one knows who I am.

by Slangipedia 16d ago