Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so drunk you don’t know your own name and you’re still trying to fight a wall.

I drank six beers and tried to punch the fridge. It didn’t work.

My cousin got so shithoused he tried to explain quantum physics to a chicken.

I woke up in a park wearing my socks and a sandwich.

2

When a big team gets smashed by a tiny team and everyone’s like, 'What? Why? They’re tiny!'

Man United lost to a team with fewer fans than my grandma’s knitting circle.

Liverpool got beaten by a team that only has one player who knows how to pass.

Arsenal got destroyed by a team that plays on a football field the size of a shoebox.

3

Cheating, backstabbing, and doing whatever it takes to win, even if it means spitting in your opponent’s face.

He used a monkey to cheat in the race. The monkey won.

She stole the exam answers and then blamed the teacher.

He took the last slice of pizza and called it a 'strategic move.'

4

So drunk you think you’re a superhero and you’re fighting invisible enemies.

I tried to fly and ended up faceplanting into a trash can.

I thought my dog was a villain and tried to beat him with a spoon.

I told my mom I was the king of the universe and she gave me a look.

5

The worst person you’ve ever met. They’re like the scum on the bottom of your shoe and they’ve got no morals.

He stole my lunch money and then pretended he didn’t know me.

She lied to her whole family and nobody noticed.

He cheated on his girlfriend and then called her a 'failure.'

6

A place where people do the worst things ever, or a person who’s always doing the worst things ever.

The shithouse was a place where people threw pies at each other for fun.

He’s a shithouse because he eats my food and calls it a 'trade.'

That restaurant is a shithouse. The food tastes like my brother’s gym socks.

7

Ashley Barnes. That’s it. He’s the reason we all know what a shithouse is.

Ashley Barnes is the reason I don’t trust my teammates anymore.

He’s a shithouse in disguise. Just like me.

He’s so bad at football, I think he’s trying to make the game lose on purpose.