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A Toma

A Cuban guy who says 'take it' like he's offering you a drink, but really means he's about to give you a hard time.

Text: 'Take it. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it like a man. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it. I'm taking it. You're taking it. It's taking me.'

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A Toma

The guy who looks like a model, plays sports like a beast, and takes selfies like it's his full-time job.

Text: 'I just took a selfie. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie in a toilet. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie while eating breakfast. I'm a master.'

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A Tom gray

When you blast someone a gross pic of your weenie like it’s a fine art masterpiece

Bro sent me a photo of his noodle in a bathrobe. I felt like I was looking at a crime scene.

My cousin texted me a pic of his wiener with ketchup on it. I almost threw up.

My friend sent me a pic of his dong with a sandwich on it. I asked if he was trying to start a food group.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom gray

When you send a picture of your junk to someone like you’re giving them a compliment

My boy sent me a photo of his cock and said, 'Check this out, man.' I said, 'That’s not check this out, that’s check this out and then call a plumber.'

My sister sent me a pic of her junk and said it was 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I said, 'It’s more like the gift that needs a garbage truck.'

My dad sent me a photo of his weenie and said, 'This is what you get when you’re a legend.' I said, 'You’re a legend, but your weenie is a disgrace.'

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom gray

When you send someone a pic of your dingus so bad it’s like you’re trying to make them cry

My friend sent me a photo of his dingus and it was so bad, I cried. Not from sadness, from shame.

My mom sent me a pic of her junk and said, 'This is the best I could do.' I said, 'You could have done better with a sock and a banana.'

My uncle sent me a photo of his junk and it looked like it had been through a war. I said, 'That’s not a junk pic, that’s a battle report.'

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom b

A dancer so good they make your legs feel like they got ran over by a truck

You see a Tom b in the club and you think you're gonna die from jealousy.

Your cousin's trying to dance and looks like a confused chicken.

Your friend’s dancing and you’re just sitting there like 'what even is life'.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom b

A Tom b is someone who makes your feet look like they were kicked by a donkey

You try to dance and your feet are like 'we are not doing this' forever.

Your friend’s dancing and you’re thinking 'I wish I could just teleport out of here'.

You’re watching a Tom b and you're like 'how do they even move like that?'

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A Tom b

A Tom b is a dancer who makes your hips move like they're doing the cha-cha with a goat

You see a Tom b and your hips are like 'what is this madness'?

You try to dance and your hips are doing their own thing.

Your friend’s dancing and your hips are just watching like 'this is not us'.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom Hank

A fancy way to tell someone you just jacked off and are too proud to admit it.

Bro just said 'A Tom Hank' to my sister and got kicked out of the house.

My crush told me 'A Tom Hank' and I cried in the hallway.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in the middle of math class and got sent to the office.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom Hank

When everything that guy says is gold, even if it’s total garbage.

My mom said 'A Tom Hank' and I believed her for 10 years.

My teacher told me 'A Tom Hank' and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

I told my dog 'A Tom Hank' and he started barking at the TV.

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A Tom Hank

One of the best actors who ever lived. He’s so good he makes your brain explode.

My cousin said Tom Hanks is the best actor. I agreed because he makes my brain explode.

I watched 'Forrest Gump' and my brain exploded with joy.

I told my friend Tom Hanks is the best actor and he said I was being dramatic.

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A Tom Hank

The most legendary actor who ever lived. He’s good, he’s humble, and he’s married to the same woman for 25 years. You don’t know what you’re talking about if you don’t like him.

My dad said Tom Hanks is the best actor and he’s married to the same woman for 25 years. I believe him.

I told my teacher Tom Hanks is the best actor and she said I was being dramatic.

My brother said Tom Hanks is the best actor and I cried because I believed him.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom Hank

A slang word for jacking off. Mainly used to annoy a girl named Emily who loves Tom Hanks.

My friend used 'A Tom Hank' to annoy Emily and she cried.

I said 'A Tom Hank' to my crush and she sent me a mean text.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in front of Emily and she threatened to beat me up.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom Hank

A way to say thanks, but it sounds like you just shot someone.

I said 'A Tom Hank' to my friend and he thought I was mad.

My mom said 'A Tom Hank' and I thought she was yelling at me.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in the middle of dinner and my dad sent me to my room.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tom Hank

When you try to kill a tank with a pistol and you’re just trying to look cool.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' in front of my friends and they thought I was mad.

My brother said 'A Tom Hank' and he got shot by a tank.

I did a 'A Tom Hank' and my dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tolley

A Tolley is when you do something so stupid it makes a goat cry and a donkey laugh.

I tried to explain the plot of Dragon Ball Z to my grandma. She asked if it was a type of cereal.

I said I was going to be the main character in a 2006 anime. No one knows what that is.

I left for a 10-minute walk and came back 2 hours later. I was lost, drunk, and crying about a cat.

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A Tolley

A Tolley is the kind of perfect person that makes you wish you were dead.

My cousin is a Tolley. He gets perfect grades, has a perfect girlfriend, and I have to take the bus.

I wish I was a Tolley. I would never have to do chores or eat vegetables.

My math teacher is a Tolley. She can solve equations faster than I can finish my lunch.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tolley

A Tolley is when you roll a joint so loaded it could knock out a bull and make it cry.

I rolled a joint with meth, crack, and PCP. I didn’t come back for 3 days. I was a ghost.

My friend rolled a joint with heroin, DMT, and cannabis. He turned into a zombie.

I rolled a joint with everything. I started singing opera and crying about my ex.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tolley

A Tolley is someone who sucks dick just to get the bus fare home. No shame. No pride.

My uncle is a Tolley. He sucks dick for the bus fare and still complains about the driver.

I saw a Tolley at the bus stop. He had a guy’s face and a donkey’s mouth.

My mom is a Tolley. She sucks a guy’s dick just to get the bus home. It’s a family tradition.

by Slangipedia 21d ago

A Tolley

Mr. Tolley is a giant man with a body like a meatball and muscles like a bull. He also has a fit wife.

My gym teacher is Mr. Tolley. He bench-pressed a goat and still has a six-pack.

I saw Mr. Tolley at the park. He lifted a car and had a wife who could do yoga in the air.

My uncle is Mr. Tolley. He once wrestled a bear and won.

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