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A Tommy Flight
A Tommy Flight is when a guy gets off by forcing another guy to eat a chocolate eclair straight out of his butt.
At the park, two guys did a Tommy Flight. The other people just watched and got free eclairs.
My mom’s boyfriend did a Tommy Flight on my dad. My mom got a divorce and a free eclair every day.
A guy at the office did a Tommy Flight on his boss. The boss got fired and a chocolate filling in his pants.
A Tommo
A Tommo is someone who takes the easy way out, always asking for cash while pretending they're broke, even when they've got money in their pocket.
Hey Tommo, you're asking for $20 again? You had $50 in your wallet yesterday!
Tommo just borrowed my phone and didn't even offer to pay me back.
Tommo asked for a lift to the mall but forgot to give me a ride back.
A Tommo
A Tommo is the guy who used to be in a boy band, now he's just a guy with a beard and a bad haircut, but people still call him by his old nickname.
Louis Tomlinson is a Tommo, and people still think he's cool.
My cousin said she's a fan of Tommo from One Direction, and I told her he's just a guy now.
Tommo is still famous, but he's not as famous as he used to be.
A Tommo
A Tommo is a guy who owns a pigeon named Kevin and lets it roam free, even though it eats all his food and messes up his house.
Kevin the pigeon is a menace, and his master Tommo lets him do whatever he wants.
Tommo feeds Kevin all day, but Kevin doesn't seem to care about Tommo.
Kevin eats Tommo's breakfast, and Tommo just shrugs and eats cereal for lunch.
A Tommo
A Tommo is a chill guy with a wild hair and soft eyes, he’ll listen to your problems but don’t mess with him, or he’ll make you regret it.
Tommo sat with me for an hour while I cried about my ex, but he just watched me and said nothing.
Tommo let me borrow his bike for a week, but when I broke it, he looked at me like I had insulted his mom.
Tommo smiled when I told him I failed my test, but then he said he was going to fail me too.
A Tommo
A Tommo is a lazy way to write 'tomorrow' when you're too lazy to type the whole thing.
I texted my friend, 'I’ll be there tomorrow, Tommo.'
Tommo is the worst abbreviation ever, but I still use it all the time.
My teacher said I should write the full word, but I just wrote 'Tommo' instead.
A Tommo
A Tommo is a grumpy old man who thinks he's rich, but he's just cheap and hates everyone.
Tommo yelled at the grocery store clerk for giving him a 20-cent discount.
My neighbor Tommo complains about everything, even the color of the sky.
Tommo is so cheap he would rather walk ten miles than pay $1 for a bus ride.
A Tommo
A Tommo is a gamer who hates saying the name of his favorite game and calls it 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' like it's a secret.
Tommo called WoW 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' to avoid getting in trouble.
My friend Tommo uses the term 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' whenever he talks about WoW.
Tommo is so secretive about his favorite game, he gives it a fancy nickname just to avoid being caught.
A Tomm
A big-haired, messy guy who loses his mind when life doesn’t go his way. He yells, he throws things, and he looks like he just fought a raccoon.
"I can’t believe I missed the bus!" he screamed, throwing his cereal at the wall.
He tried to fight a robot at the mall and failed.
He yelled at a pigeon for stepping on his sock.
A Tomm
A silly way to say tomorrow on a messaging app. Like you’re too lazy to type the full word.
"I’ll see you tom" he typed, then went to sleep.
She said, "tom" and then forgot about the message.
He used "tom" and then cried because he had to go to school.
A Tomm
To sit on someone’s face and take a long, hard dump in their mouth. It’s like a surprise party from hell.
He sat on her face and said, "This is a surprise."
She got a mouthful of his lunch and cried.
He did it in front of her mom and she was shocked.
A Tomm
A German guy who loves football, has a big junk, and thinks he’s smart. He’s cute but kind of clueless.
He said, "I am the best at football and math."
He tried to explain football to a cat and it left.
He asked a teacher if 2+2 was 5 and she looked confused.
A Tomm
A stupid thing only Jade and her friends say. It’s like they have their own language.
Jade said, "This is so A Tomm!" and everyone laughed.
Her friend added, "It’s totally A Tomm."
They used it to describe a pencil.
A Tomm
To get eaten by a huge drum while playing for 16 hours straight. It’s like being in a horror movie.
He got eaten by a drum and screamed for help.
He played for 16 hours and then a drum ate him.
He said, "I’m not done yet!" and the drum ate him anyway.
A Tomm
A cute boy you like to sleep with. He’s nice, and he doesn’t mind if you snore.
He said, "I like you, even when you snore."
He let you sleep on his face.
He said, "We can sleep together every day."
A Toma
When you piss off a Frenchman and he decides to give you a free facial in a toilet, using his own hand.
Frenchman: You're gonna regret that. (He then proceeds to slap you in a toilet.)
You: I didn't sign up for a toilet face massage.
Frenchman: You asked for it. Now enjoy your new look.
A Toma
A twin who looks like a god and acts like he's got a million things to do, but still takes time to text you at 2 AM.
Text: 'Hey, I just saw a guy who looks exactly like you. Are you a twin? Or are you just a god?'
Text: 'I'm up. You're up. Let's talk.'
Text: 'You're my favorite twin. I'm not even related to you.'
A Toma
The guy who makes you laugh so hard your face turns red, but also makes you cry when he says he's gonna leave you.
Text: 'I'm gonna miss you so much. You're the best. I'm gonna miss you so much.'
Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. I'm gonna miss you so much.'
Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. But I'm gonna miss you. And I'm gonna miss you so much.'
A Toma
The guy who plays sports like he's gonna die if he doesn't make that last goal, and then texts you like he's been waiting all day to talk.
Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna score more. I'm gonna score a million goals.'
Text: 'Hey, I just saw you. I had to text you right away.'
Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna text you right away. I just had to.'
A Toma
A guy who's so dumb, he thinks he's a genius, and everyone else thinks he's a total idiot who got a nickname.
Text: 'Hey, I just found out I'm called a Tomas. It's a nickname for dumbasses.'
Text: 'I'm not a dumbass. I'm just a Tomas.'
Text: 'I'm a Tomas, and I'm not a dumbass. I'm a genius.'
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