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A Trojan
The cheapest, most used condom in the whole damn world.
My brother said his girlfriend used a Trojan. He said it was the worst sex ever.
My friend's dad uses Trojans every day. He said they're the only thing that lasts.
My cousin said she got a free Trojan at the store. She said it was the best thing ever.
A Trojan
A sneaky computer program that hides in your stuff and messes with your stuff.
My computer got hacked by a Trojan. It started playing music while I was doing homework.
My friend's laptop got a Trojan. It started sending emails to his mom.
My brother's phone had a Trojan. It started texting his crush every minute.
A Trojan
A person from Troy, or a sneaky hacker, or someone who betrays you.
My history teacher said Trojans were from Troy. He also said they were sneaky.
My friend said his dad is a Trojan. He betrays people all the time.
My cousin said her boyfriend is a Trojan. He left her for another girl.
A Trojan
A sneaky piece of software that hides in your computer and messes with your stuff.
My computer had a Trojan. It messed up my homework.
My friend’s phone had a Trojan. It sent him a million messages.
My brother’s laptop had a Trojan. It made his music play nonstop.
A Trojan
A person who got rejected from UCLA. They’re bitter and full of hate.
My cousin got rejected from UCLA. He said he would never go to a state school.
My friend got rejected from UCLA. She said it was the worst day ever.
My brother got rejected from UCLA. He said he would never talk to me again.
A Trojan
A UCLA reject who thinks they're better than everyone else.
My cousin is a Trojan. She thinks she’s better than everyone else.
My friend said her brother is a Trojan. He thinks he’s the best student ever.
My brother is a Trojan. He thinks he’s going to be rich and famous.
A Trogger
A guy who kicks laypeople's brains out just for being stupid. Sometimes he zaps them with eye lasers. Always sounds like he's got a fart in his pants.
My math teacher is a trogger. He kicked my brain out for not knowing what 2+2 was. And he did it with eye lasers.
That guy in the library just zapped the librarian with eye lasers. He must be a trogger.
My cousin got kicked in the head by a trogger for eating too much pizza.
A Trogger
When someone gets mad over something stupid or thinks they're right when they're not, they're troggered.
My mom got troggered because I wore socks with sandals. She flipped out like I stole her last slice of pizza.
My brother got troggered because I beat him at video games. He screamed like I broke his favorite toy.
My friend got troggered because her crush talked to me first. She cried like I killed her dog.
A Trogger
A cheap, ugly woman who sleeps around with lowlife guys and thinks she's hot. She wears last year’s clothes and smells like old pizza.
My aunt is a trogger. She dated three guys last week and they all thought she was hot. She’s just ugly and cheap.
That woman at the mall is a trogger. She wore the same dress last year and still thinks she’s a queen.
My neighbor is a trogger. She dates guys who work at the gas station and still thinks she’s a goddess.
A Trogger
A gross teenage girl who just wants to sleep with every greasy, weak guy she can find. She wears bad makeup and talks about other girls like they’re her enemies.
My cousin is a trogger. She dates three guys at once and talks about my sister like she’s a trash can.
That girl in my class is a trogger. She wears thick eyeliner and thinks she’s a rock star.
My friend is a trogger. She dated my crush and now she talks about me like I’m her enemy.
A Trogger
A dumb kid with fake hair and ugly pants who hangs out at the mall and thinks he’s cool.
My friend is a trogger. He wears fake hair and bondage pants and thinks he’s the king of the mall.
That guy at the mall is a trogger. He wears fake hair and looks like he came out of a discount store.
My cousin is a trogger. He wears bondage pants and fake hair and thinks he’s the most popular guy at school.
A Trogger
When you're super triggered and it's not just normal annoyance, it's like your brain is on fire and you're screaming at the world.
I got troggered when my mom yelled at me for eating my sister’s pizza. I screamed like I was on fire.
My brother got troggered when he lost his video game. He yelled like he was going to die.
I got troggered when my crush talked to someone else. I cried like I lost my best friend.
A Trogger
When you’re at a loud party and you find an ugly girl and make her do your thing in front of everyone. It’s like the worst kind of humiliation.
I did a trogger at the party. I made that ugly girl kiss me in front of everyone. She looked like she wanted to die.
My friend did a trogger at the dance. He made that girl kiss him in front of all his friends. She cried like her dog died.
I did a trogger at the mall. I made that ugly girl kiss me in front of everyone. She looked like she wanted to disappear.
A Troester
A guy with shoulders like a couch and a Lexus that smells like old pizza. He thinks he's cool but is actually a waste of oxygen.
He tried to explain calculus in the lunchroom and got called 'the human calculator' by the principal.
He pulled up in his Lexus and said 'I'm not even trying' when the math test was handed out.
He tried to fix the school's broken printer and made it worse. Everyone laughed for weeks.
A Troester
He talks like he's the smartest kid in the universe, but he can't even spell 'Troester' right. Everyone knows he's full of hot air.
He said 'I could solve this problem in my sleep' and then fell asleep during the test.
He tried to teach the teacher how to do algebra and got sent to the office.
He bragged about his GPA until he got a D on his report card.
A Troester
The guy who thinks he's the king of the classroom, but he's just a big ol' dork with a bad attitude and a Lexus that's always broken.
He yelled 'I know everything!' when the science teacher asked a question he didn't know the answer to.
He tried to text message during math class and got caught with a 'Troester' meme on his phone.
He bragged about his car until it broke down in front of the whole school.
A Triston
A Triston is a guy who has like a million fake social media profiles and thinks everyone is their best friend. They’re also the kind of guy who will make you blush just by looking at you.
DM: "I have 12 accounts. I post on all of them. You’re my favorite."
Tweet: "I’m not annoying. I’m just popular."
Status: "I have 50 followers. They all love me."
A Triston
A Triston is a hot guy who’s always arguing. He has soft hair, teases you, and makes girls go crazy. He’s also a moody mess who hates everything but his friends.
Text: "You’re not cute. You’re just average."
DM: "I’m so hot when I’m angry. You should see me."
Tweet: "I hate everyone. Except my friends. And my mom."
A Triston
A Triston is the best friend who always listens. They’re kind, cool, and will stay up all night to help you with your work.
Text: "You can count on me. Always."
DM: "I’ll stay up all night with you."
Tweet: "I’m here for you. Always."
A Triston
A Triston is a guy who says "what?" after you talk. He’s not smart, but he’s tall and into sports. He’s a bit of a weirdo but still nice.
Text: "What?" (sent 3 times in a row)
DM: "I don’t get it. But I’m tall."
Tweet: "I like basketball. And I’m weird."
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