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A True Chad
A True Chad is a guy who looks good, acts good, and has the self-control to not turn into a meathead. He works out, stays healthy, and still has time to make you feel good.
He hits the gym every day but still remembers to text you.
He eats a salad instead of a pizza when you're out for dinner.
He doesn't flex when you're doing your thing, he just smiles and nods.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who gets things done. He's got confidence, doesn't whine, and if something goes wrong, he takes the blame, not you.
He fixes your broken phone without asking for help.
He shows up to your party even though he had a fight with his ex.
He tells your boss you're sick when you're actually just being lazy.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who's so good, he makes you feel like a total failure. He's got the body, the confidence, and the attitude to back it up, and he'll let you know you're not good enough.
He shows up to the party and everyone forgets you exist.
He tells your crush you're not worth their time.
He flexes in front of your date like he's trying to win a contest.
A Trousle of Bones
A bunch of dead people walking down your street like they own the place (can also be used for a bunch of old scrolls getting drunk at a library)
I saw a trouple of bones outside my house. They looked like they were going to a zombie party.
My teacher said there was a trouple of bones in the hall. I think they were trying to scare the principal.
A trouple of bones walked into my mom's kitchen. They took all the cookies and left a mess.
A Trousle of Bones
Skeletons showing up uninvited at your block party (can also be used for old papers throwing a hissy fit at the end of the year)
A trouple of bones showed up at my block party. They drank all the soda and broke the DJ's mic.
The trouple of bones were at my neighbor's house. They said they were there for the snacks.
I tried to invite a trouple of bones to my birthday. They said they were already dead and didn’t need cake.
A Trousle of Bones
A gang of skeletons robbing your neighborhood (can also be used for a bunch of old papers getting into a fight in the hallway)
A trouple of bones robbed my house. They took my video game and my lunch money.
The trouple of bones were fighting in the hallway. It was like a paper war.
I saw a trouple of bones walking down the street. They looked like they were planning something bad.
A Trouser
A gross old man with a stink coming out of his pants like he’s been living in a sewer. He stares at you like he wants to eat you and plays with his pocket pool balls like he’s got nothing better to do. You run away screaming.
That Trouser smelled like he’d been buried in a garbage can for a week.
He leered at me like he wanted to take me to his sewer house.
I ran out of the bar like I was being chased by a stinky ghost.
A Trouser
When you take a bribe like a backstabbing rat, you stuff the cash into your pants like you’re trying to hide a million dollars.
He took the cash and stuck it in his pants like he was hiding a secret.
She took the bribe and looked like she was trying to hide a gold bar.
He took the money like he was trying to keep it from his mom.
A Trouser
Pants is another word for trousers. You wear them on your legs. That’s it.
Trousers are like pants, but fancier.
He wore his trousers like he was dressed for a party.
She wore her trousers like they were made of gold.
A Trouser
Totally wasted, drunk, or high like you were hit by a truck and then thrown into a dumpster.
He was so trashed, he tried to dance with a lamp.
She was so drunk, she thought the ceiling was a friend.
He was so wasted, he tried to talk to a wall.
A Trouser
A silly game where you run around with your pants down to your ankles because you lost a bet. It’s for rich kids who think they’re tough.
They ran around with their pants down like they were embarrassed.
He ran around like a chicken with his head cut off.
They ran around like they were being chased by ghosts.
A Trouser
When a rich guy or office worker steals cash and stuffs it in his pants like he’s trying to hide a treasure.
He stuffs the cash in his pants like he’s hiding a secret.
She stuffed the money in her pants like it was gold.
He stuffed the cash in his pants like he was trying to escape a thief.
A Trojan Man
When you're giving your partner a butt plug and their butt explodes like a giant fart machine, sending a million smelly pebbles flying everywhere.
My mom just gave my dad a butt plug and the whole house smelled like a dead raccoon.
My sister’s butt exploded during her date and the guy ran away screaming.
My dog tried to eat my dad’s butt plug and now he’s got a smelly face.
A Trojan Man
A real American hero who would save the world if he had a chance, but instead he just eats pizza and watches cartoons.
My uncle is a real American hero who fights aliens in his sleep.
My dad is a hero who once saved a cat from a fire.
My brother is a hero who can eat a whole pizza in one sitting.
A Trojan Man
The only guy who can wear a banana suit and still get the ladies to follow him around like he’s some kind of fruit god.
My cousin wore a banana suit to school and the girls followed him everywhere.
My neighbor wears a banana suit and still gets a date every week.
My brother dressed up like a banana and the whole town came to see him.
A Trojan Man
The extra bubblegum you stick around your penis to make sure nothing goes wrong.
I put bubblegum around my penis before going to the beach.
My brother uses bubblegum to keep his penis safe from the ocean.
My dad stuck bubblegum around his penis and it turned into a jellyfish.
A Trojan Man
A stupid remake of a song that only a bunch of losers would ever listen to.
My friend made a remake of ‘Crank Dat’ and it’s the worst song ever.
My brother’s remake of ‘Crank Dat’ made me cry.
My mom’s remake of ‘Crank Dat’ is so bad it’s a crime.
A Trojan Man
The only person I would trust with my life, my secrets, and my last pizza.
My best friend once ate my last pizza and I forgave him.
My best friend saved me from a giant spider.
My best friend is the only one who knows my deepest secret.
A Trojan Man
The stupid mascot that runs around yelling and throwing things at people.
The mascot at Catalina High runs around throwing footballs at kids.
The mascot once chased my brother around the school.
The mascot is so loud it woke up the whole town.
A Trojan
A real-life nightmare of a woman who gives you nothing but trouble and drama.
My ex is a Trojan. She left me for a guy who had a beard and a tattoo.
My mom said my sister is a Trojan. She's always causing fights at family dinners.
I told my teacher my crush is a Trojan. He said I need to stop being so dramatic.
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