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A True Metal Head
A real metal head is a guy who wears loose jeans, regular shoes, and a shirt with Iron Maiden on it. He knows all the good bands and doesn't care if you listen to anything from Black Sabbath to Pantera. He's not loud about it and doesn't need a whole bunch of stupid clothes to prove he's into metal.
'I don't need a metal shirt to look cool. I just need to know the lyrics to "Number of the Beast."', @MetalHeadDad
'Why do you wear a shirt with a dragon on it? You're not a kid anymore.', @RealMetalHead
'I'm not a metal head, I'm just a guy who knows the difference between a riff and a lute.', @PanteraFan
A True Metal Head
A real metal head is the kind of guy who doesn't need extra clothes or stupid hair to show he likes metal. He just listens to Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, and Pantera and doesn't make a big deal about it. He's cool, doesn't talk too much, and knows what's good.
'I wear jeans because I'm not trying to be a metal god. I just want to listen to some good music.', @MetalIsLife
'You don't need a leather jacket to be cool. You just need a good riff.', @SimpleMetalGuy
'I don't need a whole band to be with me. I just need a good song.', @RealMetalBro
A True Metal Head
A real metal head is the kind of guy who doesn't go around showing off how much he likes metal. He wears normal clothes, knows all the songs, and doesn't need to be part of any stupid group to prove it. He just lives his life and lets other people do theirs.
'I don't need a shirt with a dragon on it. I just need to know the lyrics to "Hallowed Be Thy Name."', @MetalHeadDad
'You don't need to wear a metal shirt every day. Just know the songs.', @RealMetalMan
'I don't care if you like metal or not. I just like it and that's it.', @JustLikeMetal
A True Greystoner
A real Greystoner lives in Greystones Co. Wicklow, Ireland. They have long hair at least once in their life. They smoke weed cigarettes to pass the time and laugh at people who don't.
I live in Greystones and I've got long hair. I smoke weed and laugh at people who don't.
Real Greystoners don't need a gym. They just need a joint and a good laugh.
If you don't have long hair and smoke weed, you're not a real Greystoner. You're just a poser.
A True Greystoner
A True Greystoner is someone from Greystones who has had long hair at least once. They smoke weed to chill and hate all the fancy people who think they're better.
I had long hair once. Now I smoke weed and hate all the fancy people.
Real Greystoners don't need a fancy house. They need a joint and a laugh.
If you're not from Greystones and you don't smoke weed, you're not a real Greystoner. You're just a snob.
A True Greystoner
A real Greystoner lives in Greystones. They have long hair at least once. They smoke weed and make fun of people who try to act like they're better.
I live in Greystones, I had long hair once, and I smoke weed. I laugh at people who act like they're better.
Real Greystoners don't need a fancy car. They need a joint and a good laugh.
If you're not from Greystones and you don't smoke weed, you're not a real Greystoner. You're just a poser.
A True Gamer
A true gamer plays more than one game. They play real games like console or PC. If you like all games, that’s cool, but that doesn’t make you a true gamer.
I play 4 games a week. You play 2. You're not a true gamer.
I play Fortnite, Mario Kart, and Elden Ring. You play one. You’re not a true gamer.
I don’t care if you like mobile games. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer plays for fun, not for bragging. They don’t play just to win. They learn from losing and get better. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
I lost 10 times, but I still play. You quit after 2 losses. You’re not a true gamer.
I play because I like it. You play because you think you’re the best. You’re not a true gamer.
I got beaten, but I said ‘nice job’. You said ‘you’re a noob’. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer doesn’t care what system a game is on. If it’s good, it’s good. They play on PC, console, or even a phone. They don’t care about the platform.
I play on my phone. You say it’s not real. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on PC. You say it’s not cool. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on Xbox. You say it’s not a real console. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer plays often. They play at least 3 or 4 times a week. They play even when they’re busy. They play because they love it.
I play even when I’m tired. You play only on weekends. You’re not a true gamer.
I play for 4 hours every night. You play for 10 minutes. You’re not a true gamer.
I play even when I have work. You say you’re too busy. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer doesn’t swear in-game. They don’t laugh at dead people. They say ‘nice job’ when they lose. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
You said ‘you’re a noob’. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
You laughed at my corpse. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
You said ‘shit’ in game. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer plays because they love the game. They don’t care if it’s on PC, console, or phone. They don’t care what kind of game it is. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
I play on my phone. You say it’s not real. You’re not a true gamer.
I play RPGs. You say it’s not cool. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on PC. You play on phone. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Gamer
A true gamer is a mythical creature that changes depending on who’s talking. They can be called ‘real gamer’, ‘tr00 gamer’, or any misspelled version. They’re made up by people who think they’re better than others.
You say you’re a true gamer. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
You say you’re a real gamer. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
You say you’re the best. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will take your stupid ass anywhere, even when you're being a total disaster.
I'm still with you even though you spilled coffee on my shirt at the airport.
You're still my friend even though you told my mom I was a brat.
You text me at 3 a. m. when you're crying because your dog died.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will scream at you for being a moron but still show up when you're in the worst mood.
You yelled at me for eating my pizza and then came to my house when I broke up with my boyfriend.
You cursed at me for failing my math test but brought me pizza when I cried.
You called me at midnight to help me fight my sister.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who loves you even when you're a total mess.
You texted me when I was crying after my dog died and said I was still cool.
You showed up at my house when I was being a total disaster.
You told me I was still beautiful when I looked like a raccoon.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will take your dumb ass on every stupid adventure, even if you’re a total disaster.
You went to the mall with me even though I made a fool of myself.
You stayed with me when I was being a total brat.
You were still my friend even though I made you late for school.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who will never turn their back on you, even when you’re being a total disaster.
You didn’t leave me when I was being a total brat.
You still talked to me even after I cursed at you.
You still showed up when I was being a total mess.
A True Friend.
A true friend is someone who knows you at your worst and still loves you.
You showed up when I was crying after my dog died.
You stayed with me even after I cursed at you.
You still texted me when I was being a total disaster.
A True Chad
A True Chad is the kind of guy who makes your life better just by being around. He'll laugh at your jokes, help you when you're down, and never let you fail at anything, unless you're being a total idiot.
You're crying in the bathroom at work and he shows up with a snack and a pep talk.
He helps you move your couch even though he's clearly got a date in 10 minutes.
He texts you at 2 AM just to say he's proud of you.
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