A True Metal Head

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A real metal head is a guy who wears loose jeans, regular shoes, and a shirt with Iron Maiden on it. He knows all the good bands and doesn't care if you listen to anything from Black Sabbath to Pantera. He's not loud about it and doesn't need a whole bunch of stupid clothes to prove he's into metal.
'I don't need a metal shirt to look cool. I just need to know the lyrics to "Number of the Beast."', @MetalHeadDad
'Why do you wear a shirt with a dragon on it? You're not a kid anymore.', @RealMetalHead
'I'm not a metal head, I'm just a guy who knows the difference between a riff and a lute.', @PanteraFan
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A real metal head is the kind of guy who doesn't need extra clothes or stupid hair to show he likes metal. He just listens to Iron Maiden, Led Zeppelin, and Pantera and doesn't make a big deal about it. He's cool, doesn't talk too much, and knows what's good.
'I wear jeans because I'm not trying to be a metal god. I just want to listen to some good music.', @MetalIsLife
'You don't need a leather jacket to be cool. You just need a good riff.', @SimpleMetalGuy
'I don't need a whole band to be with me. I just need a good song.', @RealMetalBro
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A real metal head is the kind of guy who doesn't go around showing off how much he likes metal. He wears normal clothes, knows all the songs, and doesn't need to be part of any stupid group to prove it. He just lives his life and lets other people do theirs.
'I don't need a shirt with a dragon on it. I just need to know the lyrics to "Hallowed Be Thy Name."', @MetalHeadDad
'You don't need to wear a metal shirt every day. Just know the songs.', @RealMetalMan
'I don't care if you like metal or not. I just like it and that's it.', @JustLikeMetal
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