A True Gamer

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A true gamer plays more than one game. They play real games like console or PC. If you like all games, that’s cool, but that doesn’t make you a true gamer.
I play 4 games a week. You play 2. You're not a true gamer.
I play Fortnite, Mario Kart, and Elden Ring. You play one. You’re not a true gamer.
I don’t care if you like mobile games. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer plays for fun, not for bragging. They don’t play just to win. They learn from losing and get better. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
I lost 10 times, but I still play. You quit after 2 losses. You’re not a true gamer.
I play because I like it. You play because you think you’re the best. You’re not a true gamer.
I got beaten, but I said ‘nice job’. You said ‘you’re a noob’. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer doesn’t care what system a game is on. If it’s good, it’s good. They play on PC, console, or even a phone. They don’t care about the platform.
I play on my phone. You say it’s not real. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on PC. You say it’s not cool. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on Xbox. You say it’s not a real console. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer plays often. They play at least 3 or 4 times a week. They play even when they’re busy. They play because they love it.
I play even when I’m tired. You play only on weekends. You’re not a true gamer.
I play for 4 hours every night. You play for 10 minutes. You’re not a true gamer.
I play even when I have work. You say you’re too busy. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer doesn’t swear in-game. They don’t laugh at dead people. They say ‘nice job’ when they lose. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
You said ‘you’re a noob’. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
You laughed at my corpse. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
You said ‘shit’ in game. I said ‘nice job’. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer plays because they love the game. They don’t care if it’s on PC, console, or phone. They don’t care what kind of game it is. That’s what makes them a real gamer.
I play on my phone. You say it’s not real. You’re not a true gamer.
I play RPGs. You say it’s not cool. You’re not a true gamer.
I play on PC. You play on phone. You’re not a true gamer.
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A true gamer is a mythical creature that changes depending on who’s talking. They can be called ‘real gamer’, ‘tr00 gamer’, or any misspelled version. They’re made up by people who think they’re better than others.
You say you’re a true gamer. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
You say you’re a real gamer. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
You say you’re the best. I say you’re not. You’re not a true gamer.
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