A Troester

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A guy with shoulders like a couch and a Lexus that smells like old pizza. He thinks he's cool but is actually a waste of oxygen.

He tried to explain calculus in the lunchroom and got called 'the human calculator' by the principal.

He pulled up in his Lexus and said 'I'm not even trying' when the math test was handed out.

He tried to fix the school's broken printer and made it worse. Everyone laughed for weeks.

He talks like he's the smartest kid in the universe, but he can't even spell 'Troester' right. Everyone knows he's full of hot air.

He said 'I could solve this problem in my sleep' and then fell asleep during the test.

He tried to teach the teacher how to do algebra and got sent to the office.

He bragged about his GPA until he got a D on his report card.

The guy who thinks he's the king of the classroom, but he's just a big ol' dork with a bad attitude and a Lexus that's always broken.

He yelled 'I know everything!' when the science teacher asked a question he didn't know the answer to.

He tried to text message during math class and got caught with a 'Troester' meme on his phone.

He bragged about his car until it broke down in front of the whole school.