A Trogger

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A guy who kicks laypeople's brains out just for being stupid. Sometimes he zaps them with eye lasers. Always sounds like he's got a fart in his pants.
My math teacher is a trogger. He kicked my brain out for not knowing what 2+2 was. And he did it with eye lasers.
That guy in the library just zapped the librarian with eye lasers. He must be a trogger.
My cousin got kicked in the head by a trogger for eating too much pizza.
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When someone gets mad over something stupid or thinks they're right when they're not, they're troggered.
My mom got troggered because I wore socks with sandals. She flipped out like I stole her last slice of pizza.
My brother got troggered because I beat him at video games. He screamed like I broke his favorite toy.
My friend got troggered because her crush talked to me first. She cried like I killed her dog.
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A cheap, ugly woman who sleeps around with lowlife guys and thinks she's hot. She wears last year’s clothes and smells like old pizza.
My aunt is a trogger. She dated three guys last week and they all thought she was hot. She’s just ugly and cheap.
That woman at the mall is a trogger. She wore the same dress last year and still thinks she’s a queen.
My neighbor is a trogger. She dates guys who work at the gas station and still thinks she’s a goddess.
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A gross teenage girl who just wants to sleep with every greasy, weak guy she can find. She wears bad makeup and talks about other girls like they’re her enemies.
My cousin is a trogger. She dates three guys at once and talks about my sister like she’s a trash can.
That girl in my class is a trogger. She wears thick eyeliner and thinks she’s a rock star.
My friend is a trogger. She dated my crush and now she talks about me like I’m her enemy.
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A dumb kid with fake hair and ugly pants who hangs out at the mall and thinks he’s cool.
My friend is a trogger. He wears fake hair and bondage pants and thinks he’s the king of the mall.
That guy at the mall is a trogger. He wears fake hair and looks like he came out of a discount store.
My cousin is a trogger. He wears bondage pants and fake hair and thinks he’s the most popular guy at school.
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When you're super triggered and it's not just normal annoyance, it's like your brain is on fire and you're screaming at the world.
I got troggered when my mom yelled at me for eating my sister’s pizza. I screamed like I was on fire.
My brother got troggered when he lost his video game. He yelled like he was going to die.
I got troggered when my crush talked to someone else. I cried like I lost my best friend.
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When you’re at a loud party and you find an ugly girl and make her do your thing in front of everyone. It’s like the worst kind of humiliation.
I did a trogger at the party. I made that ugly girl kiss me in front of everyone. She looked like she wanted to die.
My friend did a trogger at the dance. He made that girl kiss him in front of all his friends. She cried like her dog died.
I did a trogger at the mall. I made that ugly girl kiss me in front of everyone. She looked like she wanted to disappear.
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