A Triston
A Triston is a guy who has like a million fake social media profiles and thinks everyone is their best friend. They’re also the kind of guy who will make you blush just by looking at you.
DM: "I have 12 accounts. I post on all of them. You’re my favorite."
Tweet: "I’m not annoying. I’m just popular."
Status: "I have 50 followers. They all love me."