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A Kid's Kid

A band from Arizona who tried to be cool but failed. They wear underwear around. They had ho-bag girlfriends. They’re not scary. They’re just a bunch of losers.

They wore underwear in public. I asked them why. They said, ‘It’s fashion.’

Their girlfriend was a ho-bag. I asked her why she dated them. She said, ‘He had a good voice.’

They broke up. I didn’t care. I just watched them fail. It was beautiful.

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A Kid's Kid

Something you have to do, whether you like it or not. It’s like getting stuck in a traffic jam with your mom.

My mom said, ‘You have to do this.’ I said, ‘I don’t want to.’ She said, ‘You’re doing it.’

I had to clean my room. I screamed. My mom said, ‘That’s what you get for being a slob.’

I got stuck doing chores. I called it ‘the curse of being a kid.’

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A Kid's Kid

A group of Arizona douches who thought they were better than everyone. They didn’t write their own music. They just wore underwear and talked about themselves.

They won an award from PETA. I said, ‘They eat meat. They’re hypocrites.’

They had ho-bag girlfriends. I said, ‘They’re just sad.’

They broke up. I said, ‘Finally. Some peace.’

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A Kid's Kid

The biggest fight in the history of the world. It was epic. People cried. Some people died. It was the best.

I fought my brother. It was the most epic battle. He cried. I laughed.

The kid’s kid had a battle with the kid’s mom. It was the best. They both cried.

The most epic battle was between my dog and my cat. They both won. They were both losers.

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A Kidd Fanzo

A South African trap beast who spits rhymes so good they make your mom proud and your dad cry

Yo, that Kidd Fanzo just dropped a verse so fire it melted my face

My cousin tried to copy Kidd Fanzo and now he’s stuck in the bathroom singing trap songs

Kidd Fanzo’s flow is so smooth it’s like my breakfast cereal on a Sunday

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A Kidd Fanzo

A dude from South Africa who raps so hard it feels like your face is getting slapped by a beat

Kidd Fanzo raps so loud I had to turn off my phone because my ears were bleeding

My dog heard Kidd Fanzo and started dancing like it’s at a rave

Kidd Fanzo’s trap style is so strong it made my pizza soggy

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A Kidd Fanzo

A South African trap legend who makes your brain explode with every line he drops

I was cleaning my room and Kidd Fanzo’s song came on and I started rapping instead

Kidd Fanzo’s music is so good it made my math teacher cry

I tried to rap like Kidd Fanzo and now my brother thinks I’m a trap god

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A Kicker

A kicker is when you're about to laugh at someone's dumb move, but then you realize you're the one who made the dumb move. It’s like your brain just flipped you the bird.

I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'Good for you!' Then I told her I was going to community college. She said, 'That’s a kicker.'

I told my boss I’d finish the project by 5. Then I told him I’d finish it by 5, but I’d need to eat my kid’s lunch. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'

I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then I told him I liked him in a group chat. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'

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A Kicker

A kicker is that one tiny thing that ruins your whole day. It’s like when you’re about to win, and your shoe falls off.

I was about to get a perfect score on the test. Then I realized I forgot to bring a pencil. That was a kicker.

My dog was about to win the dog show. Then he ate a whole bag of chips. That was a kicker.

I was about to get a promotion. Then I spilled coffee on my boss. That was a kicker.

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A Kicker

A kicker is a sub-woofer, but not just any sub-woofer, it’s the kind that makes your car vibrate so hard it feels like it’s trying to escape your body.

I had a kicker in my car. It was so loud, my neighbor called the cops. That was a kicker.

My cousin’s kicker was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood. That was a kicker.

My friend’s kicker was so loud, it made my dog howl. That was a kicker.

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A Kicker

A kicker is a hick, but not just any hick, it’s a hick who thinks he’s a rockstar and yells 'Git her dun' like it’s the last word in the English language.

My cousin’s a kicker. He wears his Wranglers inside his boots and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.

My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks all day and drives a truck that sounds like a dragon. That was a kicker.

My brother’s a kicker. He dips at school and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.

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A Kicker

A kicker is the card that saves your life in poker. It’s like when you’re about to lose, and the universe throws you a bone.

I had a kicker in my hand. I won the poker game. That was a kicker.

My friend had a kicker. He beat my dad. That was a kicker.

I had a kicker. I didn’t even know what it was, but it saved my life. That was a kicker.

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A Kicker

A kicker is a joke so funny, it makes your knees give out. It’s like when you laugh so hard, you fall off your chair.

My friend told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, I cried. That was a kicker.

I heard a kicker at school. I was laughing so hard, I spilled my lunch. That was a kicker.

My mom told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, my dog fell off the couch. That was a kicker.

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A Kicker

A kicker is a country kid who thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s just wearing his boots inside his pants and driving a truck that smells like old socks.

My cousin’s a kicker. He drives a big truck and goes mudding every weekend. That was a kicker.

My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks a lot of beer and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.

My brother’s a kicker. He wears a hat and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.

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A Kiara Mood

When you're so desperate for a guy that you'd probably kiss your pet goldfish if it asked you.

Why is my goldfish getting more attention than I am? #Akiaramood

I just texted my ex's dog. It didn't respond. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the cereal aisle. #Akiaramood

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A Kiara Mood

You're so lonely you'd take a guy who smells like old pizza just to stop being alone.

I'll date anyone. Even the guy who works at the pizza place. #Akiaramood

I asked my brother if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said no. #Akiaramood

I'm eating pizza and crying. #Akiaramood

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A Kiara Mood

You're so lonely you're willing to fake a relationship just to make your friends stop laughing at you.

I told my friends I have a boyfriend. He's a ghost. #Akiaramood

I'm pretending my neighbor is my boyfriend. He's not. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my plant. It doesn't care. #Akiaramood

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A Kiara Mood

You're so lonely you're thinking about dating your math teacher just to stop being single.

My math teacher is the only one who listens to me. #Akiaramood

I asked my math teacher to be my boyfriend. He said no. #Akiaramood

I'm crying over my math test. #Akiaramood

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A Kiara Mood

You're so lonely you're even considering dating your mom just to stop being alone.

I told my mom I want to date her. She said I'm crazy. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my mom. She doesn't care. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the kitchen. #Akiaramood

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A Kiara Mood

You're so lonely you're thinking about dating your pet lizard just to stop being single.

I told my lizard I want to date him. He blinked. #Akiaramood

I'm dating my lizard. He doesn't care. #Akiaramood

I'm crying in the lizard's cage. #Akiaramood

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