A Kicker - A kicker is a country kid who thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s

A kicker is a country kid who thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s just wearing his boots inside his pants and driving a truck that smells like old socks.

My cousin’s a kicker. He drives a big truck and goes mudding every weekend. That was a kicker.

My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks a lot of beer and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.

My brother’s a kicker. He wears a hat and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.