A Kicker

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A kicker is when you're about to laugh at someone's dumb move, but then you realize you're the one who made the dumb move. It’s like your brain just flipped you the bird.
I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'Good for you!' Then I told her I was going to community college. She said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my boss I’d finish the project by 5. Then I told him I’d finish it by 5, but I’d need to eat my kid’s lunch. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then I told him I liked him in a group chat. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is that one tiny thing that ruins your whole day. It’s like when you’re about to win, and your shoe falls off.
I was about to get a perfect score on the test. Then I realized I forgot to bring a pencil. That was a kicker.
My dog was about to win the dog show. Then he ate a whole bag of chips. That was a kicker.
I was about to get a promotion. Then I spilled coffee on my boss. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is a sub-woofer, but not just any sub-woofer, it’s the kind that makes your car vibrate so hard it feels like it’s trying to escape your body.
I had a kicker in my car. It was so loud, my neighbor called the cops. That was a kicker.
My cousin’s kicker was so loud, it woke up the whole neighborhood. That was a kicker.
My friend’s kicker was so loud, it made my dog howl. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is a hick, but not just any hick, it’s a hick who thinks he’s a rockstar and yells 'Git her dun' like it’s the last word in the English language.
My cousin’s a kicker. He wears his Wranglers inside his boots and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.
My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks all day and drives a truck that sounds like a dragon. That was a kicker.
My brother’s a kicker. He dips at school and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is the card that saves your life in poker. It’s like when you’re about to lose, and the universe throws you a bone.
I had a kicker in my hand. I won the poker game. That was a kicker.
My friend had a kicker. He beat my dad. That was a kicker.
I had a kicker. I didn’t even know what it was, but it saved my life. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is a joke so funny, it makes your knees give out. It’s like when you laugh so hard, you fall off your chair.
My friend told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, I cried. That was a kicker.
I heard a kicker at school. I was laughing so hard, I spilled my lunch. That was a kicker.
My mom told me a kicker. I laughed so hard, my dog fell off the couch. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kicker is a country kid who thinks he’s a cowboy, but he’s just wearing his boots inside his pants and driving a truck that smells like old socks.
My cousin’s a kicker. He drives a big truck and goes mudding every weekend. That was a kicker.
My neighbor’s a kicker. He drinks a lot of beer and yells 'Git her dun' at the gas station. That was a kicker.
My brother’s a kicker. He wears a hat and thinks he’s in a movie. That was a kicker.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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