A Kicker
A kicker is when you're about to laugh at someone's dumb move, but then you realize you're the one who made the dumb move. It’s like your brain just flipped you the bird.
I told my mom I was going to college. She said, 'Good for you!' Then I told her I was going to community college. She said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my boss I’d finish the project by 5. Then I told him I’d finish it by 5, but I’d need to eat my kid’s lunch. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'
I told my crush I liked him. He said, 'That’s sweet.' Then I told him I liked him in a group chat. He said, 'That’s a kicker.'